Episode 1

Welcome To "Celluloid Sheep", a spankin' new Entertainment Blog for your viewing and reading pleasure. We'll have reviews of movies and television, perhaps even books and music, if any of us knew how to read or listen.

In the coming days, know that we will spare no verbage nor language in our tirades here. Everyone's opinions are their own, and we at The Sheep don't agree or disagree. Say what you want in the comments. That's for your hate. We retain the right to remove or ban anything and anyone we choose at any time with no warning. We'll probably do that to each other, too, so get over it.

The authors of each segment may not even agree with whatever they're writing, so if you are easily offended, suck it. We're writing what we want to write about what we want to write about, and if you don't like it, you can visit somebody else's website and complain about that one instead. We aren't in the business of caring about what people think about what we write, but rather caring, passionately about our opinions. Or sometimes not. It just depends on the mood, I guess.

We will steal information from plenty of other websites, but always giving credit where credit it due. Our goal is to bring together everything you want to know from everywhere. If we miss something, chances are we're lazy, not stupid.

Believe me when I tell you that there will be a bevy of hits coming this way in the near future.

Constable Kreegal
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