Compiled News 9-30-05

Four actors are currently reading to be the new James Bond in Casino Royale, a spirited re-telling of the David Niven classic.

They are:

Daniel Craig (The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles)

Henry Cavill (Hellraiser: Hellworld)

Sam Worthington (Dirty Deeds)

And

Goran Visnjic (Madonna: The Video Collection 93:99)

Will there ever be another James Bond? Isn’t Timothy Dalton (Flash Gordon) around? I heard he’d work for sandwiches and air conditioning.


Ø There will be direct-to-video sequels to “I Know What You Did Last Summer” and “XXX”. According to our dear friends at Dark Horizons and IMDB, the title of the former will be “I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer” and it will star Brooke Nevin (Animorphs) and Don Shanks (3 Ninjas Knuckle Up).

Ø Continuing our Bond theme, it appears that the all-important Baccarat game in Casino Royale is being changed to Celebrity Boxing. Not really, but it might as well be. It’s being changed to no-limit Texas Hold ‘Em. Read more at our friendly neighborhood CommanderBond.Net.

Ø Sadly, there is another FF movie being made. No, we don’t have news on another Fantastic Four film, but rather the third in a long line of films about car drivin’! This time around the part of “stale actor” will be played by Lucas Black (Killer Diller), instead of Paul Walker (Highway To Heaven). He will have a strong supporting cast featuring Bow Wow (Carmen: A Hip Hopera), in Fast & Furious 3: Tokyo Drift. Thanks, America.

Stay not on fire,

Constable Kreegal
Big Boss Of The Sheep