Compiled News 10-10-05

Another week, another dollar. Thanks for tuning in. You can't stop the signal. Let's see, Katie Holmes (soon to be Kate Cruise) dumped her publicist and picked up, obviously, Cruise's sister. So, in Scientology terms, she's third tier or something else completely made-up. Oh, and Cynthia Nixon will do a guest spot on Fox's "House", if you're into that. She likes playing patients, I think. She had a nice turn on "ER" last season. All the rest is stolen with love...

HOLLYWOOD QUITS!

AN OPEN LETTER TO THE MAKERS OF THE NEW JAMES BOND FILM

CHARLIE ROSE INTERVIEWS SCORSESE, DOESN'T ASK HIM WHY HIS LAST THREE MOVIES SUCK

THE WEEKEND BOXOFFICE SHOWS THAT GOOD MOVIES STILL AREN'T MAKING ANY MONEY

WALLACE & GROMIT: THE CURSE OF BEING THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE AND BURNING ALIVE

NOT SMART? NEED HELP KNOWING WHAT AN OSCAR QUALITY FILM IS? NBC WANTS YOU TO CHECK THESE OUT

That's the news for now. If you get a chance, catch Clooney's new film: "Good Night & Good Luck".

Also, Wednesday, we'll have a review or two of "MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA". So, look forward to that.

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep