Compiled News 10-13-05
Here ya go...
NEW iPOD HAS VIDEO, T.V. ETC. FOR YOUR PORN ON THE GO
PETER MAYHEW BECOMES AMERICAN CITIZEN, STILL CAN'T GET MEDAL AT END OF EPISODE IV
PINTER WINS NOBEL PRIZE, PAUSES
JOSH HOLLOWAY & WIFE ROBBED AT HOME, ROBBER THE ONE GUY WHO HAS NEVER SEEN "LOST"
GUY BUYS $2,500 WORTH OF TICKETS FOR "SERENITY", STILL CAN'T GET A SEQUEL
IAN FLEMING GETS HIS OWN MOVIE NOT STARRING PIERCE BROSNAN
CHRIS KLEIN FINALLY TALKS ABOUT TOM & KATIE, STILL DOESN'T CALL HER A FRIGID WHORE
EMINEM'S LAST ALBUM DROPS ON DEC. 6TH, ONLY 37 MORE RETIREMENT ALBUMS TO GO
PETER JACKSON'S DIARIES TO BE AVAILABLE FOR THROWING YOUR HARD-EARNED CASH AT
That's it for now. We'll have plenty of stuff later. I just like finishing the news section on a headline ending with a preposition.
OUT!
-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep
NEW iPOD HAS VIDEO, T.V. ETC. FOR YOUR PORN ON THE GO
PETER MAYHEW BECOMES AMERICAN CITIZEN, STILL CAN'T GET MEDAL AT END OF EPISODE IV
PINTER WINS NOBEL PRIZE, PAUSES
JOSH HOLLOWAY & WIFE ROBBED AT HOME, ROBBER THE ONE GUY WHO HAS NEVER SEEN "LOST"
GUY BUYS $2,500 WORTH OF TICKETS FOR "SERENITY", STILL CAN'T GET A SEQUEL
IAN FLEMING GETS HIS OWN MOVIE NOT STARRING PIERCE BROSNAN
CHRIS KLEIN FINALLY TALKS ABOUT TOM & KATIE, STILL DOESN'T CALL HER A FRIGID WHORE
EMINEM'S LAST ALBUM DROPS ON DEC. 6TH, ONLY 37 MORE RETIREMENT ALBUMS TO GO
PETER JACKSON'S DIARIES TO BE AVAILABLE FOR THROWING YOUR HARD-EARNED CASH AT
That's it for now. We'll have plenty of stuff later. I just like finishing the news section on a headline ending with a preposition.
OUT!
-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep
posted by Constable Kreegal at 10:43 AM
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