Ball-less Wonders, Alien Children, & Curtain Pants
A friend of mine who shall remain nameless--as he's currently wanted for Eternian tax evasion--sent me this link the other day. And it's pretty fucking hilarious. It's a page-by-page look at a 1971 Sears catalog accompanied by appropriately snarky comments, a la "Mystery Science Theater". It's really a freak show just waiting to unfold before your eyes.
MARVEL at Men With No Sacs in Briefs!
WONDER at the Ugliest Toddlers in the Universe!
HIDE YOUR EYES from "The Sound of Music" Pant-Suits!
QUESTION THE LOGIC of The Belted Sweater!
COUNT the Minorities!
It Came From The Sears Catalog
Thanks, Orko. (Woops!)
Duncan out.
posted by Man-At-Arms at 10:24 AM
1 Comments:
Sears, I guess, wanted you to dress like you were in some sort of cult. All those "belts" around the shirts... it makes me wanna cut off my nuts and jump a comet.
-Kreegal
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