Compiled News 1-20-06

Have a good weekend. Here's the news:

IT'S PRETTY BAD WHEN SHOWTIME WON'T EVEN AIR YOUR EPISODE OF "MASTERS OF HORROR". SO MUCH FOR GIVING THESE GREAT HORROR DIRECTORS "CARTE BLANCHE" TO DO WHAT THEY WANT IN A MEDIUM CREATED ENTIRELY TO THIS TYPE OF THING. THEN AGAIN, NOTHING SAYS "PUBLICITY STUNT" LIKE SAYING "THIS THING IS TOO SHOCKING FOR PAY CABLE!!!"

GET YOUR VIDEO GAME MOVIE HAT BACK ON AND WATCH THE "SILENT HILL" TRAILER.

"DREAMGIRLS" HAS A TEASER ONLINE, AND EDDIE MURPHY IS STILL TOO HOT FOR THE HOTTUB.

VINNIE JONES SAYS HE'S SIGNED ON FOR X-MEN 4 & 5. IN OTHER NEWS, THERE WILL BE AN X-MEN 4 & 5.

DISNEY FIGURES THE BEST WAY TO NEGOTIATE WITH PIXAR IS TO BUY THEM.

MORE MOVIE RELEASE DATES GET SHOVED AROUND, INCLUDING THE ALL ELUSIVE ADAPTATION OF "DALLAS" THAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITHOUT A CAST.

THE REST OF JOBLO'S TOP 10 CRAZY EVIL BITCHES, COMPLETE WITH LEG-BREAKERS AND BUNNY COOKERS.

BEN STILLER HAS RE-TEAMED WITH THE MAKERS OF "DODGEBALL" FOR AN UNTITLED MOVIE, ONLY THE 12TH MOVIE HE'LL MAKE IN THE NEXT 3 YEARS.

BECAUSE HE'S BETTER THAN YOU, WILLIAM SHATNER GETS $25,000 FOR HIS KIDNEY STONE.

JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS, WRONG, SAYS THERE IS NO "SEINFELD" CURSE.

B.B. KING PLANS FAREWELL WORLD TOUR, 20 YEARS AFTER EVERYONE HAS ALREADY BID HIM FAREWELL.

"SUPERNATURAL" TO ADD FEMALE CHARACTER FOR SECOND HALF OF SHOW, WHICH PEOPLE WOULD ALREADY KNOW IF THEY WOULD JUST WATCH IT.

UPN CONTINUES TO PUSH THE ENVELOPE WITH BAD TELEVISION BY GIVING JOEY FATONE AND LANCE BASS THEIR OWN SHOW, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE TOO RICH & FAMOUS TO COMMENT.