Compiled News 1-18-06
Hump day news, my fine feathered friends:
"24" WHIPS TELEVISION RATING ASS IN ITS FIRST TWO DAYS.
"THE X-FILES" CREATOR CHRIS CARTER SUES FOX!
TOM WELLING SPILLS THE BEANS ON "SMALLVILLE"'S 100TH EPISODE, WHERE THEY KILL, KILL, KILL SOMEBODY. I BET IT'S NOT LEX.
IN RELATED WB NEWS, JENSEN ACKLES SPILLS THE BEANS ON THE REST OF THE SEASON OF "SUPERNATURAL". I BET IT'S NOT LEX.
SURE ITS ONLY BEEN OUT A WEEK, BUT ISN'T THAT ENOUGH FOR THE WEINSTEIN BROTHERS TO MAKE A "HOODWINKED" SEQUEL? PREPARE FOR "HOOD VS. EVIL"!
P.T. ANDERSON MAKES ANOTHER MOVIE JUST TO SPITE ME.
AGENT MULDER TURNS HUGE AND GREEN?
JOHN SINGLETON TO GO CLANCY ON YOUR ASS.
BOND GOES BACK TO DRIVING AN ASTON MARTIN IN "CASINO ROYALE", AS HE SHOULD.
ERIK LUNDEGAARD TAKES A SHOT AT UNDERSTANDING MOVIE DISTRIBUTION, BY HIMSELF, WITH "KUNG FU HUSTLE" PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND.
JOBLO GIVES YOU THEIR FIRST 5 OUT OF THEIR TOP 10 CRAZY EVIL BITCHES. 'NUFF SAID.
HANS ZIMMER TO SCORE "DA VINCI CODE". IF YOU CAN'T GET JOHN WILLIAMS, I GUESS YOU CAN SETTLE FOR HANS ZIMMER.
HARRISON FORD TELLS THE POWERS THAT BE TO MAKE "INDY 4" IN THE NEXT TWO YEARS OR HE'S GOING TO DIE OLD AND WHIPLESS.
KIM RAVER OF "24" GETS TO DO A MOVIE WITH BEN STILLER, PROVING ONCE AGAIN THAT BEN STILLER WILL HIRE ANYBODY.
VIRGINIA MADSEN TAKES OVER FOR ELIZABETH SHUE ON "THE NUMBER 23" STARRING JIM CARREY. IT'S A THRILLER THAT'S ALMOST "24" BUT NOT QUITE.
NOTE TO DRUG ADDLED PSEUDO-CELEBRITIES...STOP CARRYING YOUR DRUGS WITH YOU. THE POLICE DON'T APPROVE. OH, AND LEIF GARRETT HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR CARRYING NARCOTICS.
"CHEF" HAS BEEN HSPITALIZED FOR "EXHAUSTION" AFTER EVERY ONE ELSE SEEMED TO THINK IT WAS A STROKE. WELL, I GUESS WE'LL SEE WHO GETS THE SHAFT.
That's it. Enjoy.
-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep
"24" WHIPS TELEVISION RATING ASS IN ITS FIRST TWO DAYS.
"THE X-FILES" CREATOR CHRIS CARTER SUES FOX!
TOM WELLING SPILLS THE BEANS ON "SMALLVILLE"'S 100TH EPISODE, WHERE THEY KILL, KILL, KILL SOMEBODY. I BET IT'S NOT LEX.
IN RELATED WB NEWS, JENSEN ACKLES SPILLS THE BEANS ON THE REST OF THE SEASON OF "SUPERNATURAL". I BET IT'S NOT LEX.
SURE ITS ONLY BEEN OUT A WEEK, BUT ISN'T THAT ENOUGH FOR THE WEINSTEIN BROTHERS TO MAKE A "HOODWINKED" SEQUEL? PREPARE FOR "HOOD VS. EVIL"!
P.T. ANDERSON MAKES ANOTHER MOVIE JUST TO SPITE ME.
AGENT MULDER TURNS HUGE AND GREEN?
JOHN SINGLETON TO GO CLANCY ON YOUR ASS.
BOND GOES BACK TO DRIVING AN ASTON MARTIN IN "CASINO ROYALE", AS HE SHOULD.
ERIK LUNDEGAARD TAKES A SHOT AT UNDERSTANDING MOVIE DISTRIBUTION, BY HIMSELF, WITH "KUNG FU HUSTLE" PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND.
JOBLO GIVES YOU THEIR FIRST 5 OUT OF THEIR TOP 10 CRAZY EVIL BITCHES. 'NUFF SAID.
HANS ZIMMER TO SCORE "DA VINCI CODE". IF YOU CAN'T GET JOHN WILLIAMS, I GUESS YOU CAN SETTLE FOR HANS ZIMMER.
HARRISON FORD TELLS THE POWERS THAT BE TO MAKE "INDY 4" IN THE NEXT TWO YEARS OR HE'S GOING TO DIE OLD AND WHIPLESS.
KIM RAVER OF "24" GETS TO DO A MOVIE WITH BEN STILLER, PROVING ONCE AGAIN THAT BEN STILLER WILL HIRE ANYBODY.
VIRGINIA MADSEN TAKES OVER FOR ELIZABETH SHUE ON "THE NUMBER 23" STARRING JIM CARREY. IT'S A THRILLER THAT'S ALMOST "24" BUT NOT QUITE.
NOTE TO DRUG ADDLED PSEUDO-CELEBRITIES...STOP CARRYING YOUR DRUGS WITH YOU. THE POLICE DON'T APPROVE. OH, AND LEIF GARRETT HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR CARRYING NARCOTICS.
"CHEF" HAS BEEN HSPITALIZED FOR "EXHAUSTION" AFTER EVERY ONE ELSE SEEMED TO THINK IT WAS A STROKE. WELL, I GUESS WE'LL SEE WHO GETS THE SHAFT.
That's it. Enjoy.
-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep
posted by Constable Kreegal at 9:05 AM
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