Compiled News 1-10-06

Another Tuesday and more news:

JOSS WHEDON SPEAKS ON THE FUTURE OF THE "SERENITY" 'VERSE.

FINALLY LISTENING TO THE CONVERSATIONS BETWEEN MYSELF AND JERRICA BENTON, ADRIEN BRODY WANTS TO BE THE NEXT JOKER!

NOT CONVINCED ABOUT "THE FAST & THE FURIOUS 3"? WELL, THE DIRECTOR CAN'T WAIT TO MAKE HIS "POSTMODERN WESTERN"...WE CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP.

HILARY SWANK, TIRED OF FORGETTING ABOUT HER HUSBAND AT IMPORTANT MOMEMTS OF HER LIFE LIKE THE OSCARS, FINALLY KICKS HIM TO THE CURB.

AFTER HAVING MADE A MERE $530 MILLION WORLDWIDE (SO FAR), DISNEY GEARS UP FOR "NARNIA 2: PUBERTY".

HERE'S A HEALTHY DOSE OF "SEQUEL RUMORS" FOR YOU. IT SAYS NOTHING, BUT WHO REALLY DOES?

SURE "HOSTEL" JUST CAME OUT, BUT WHERE WOULD WE BE WITHOUT NEWS OF "HOSTEL 2: HOSTELER"?

SICK OF NEVER SEEING JASON STATHAM WITH HAIR? CLEANSE YOURSELF.

"THE DA VINCI CODE" PROMO PICKS ARE OUT, AND TOM & AMELIE LOOK KICK ASS.

AS IF THERE WASN'T ALREADY ENOUGH SMOKE UP OUR ASSES, THE "INDIANA JONES" PEOPLE JUST KEEP BLOWING.

AFTER A STRING OF CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED FILMS LIKE "O" AND "SAVE THE LAST DANCE", JULIA STILES NAILS DOWN THAT ALL IMPORTANT RETURN FOR HER CHARACTER IN "THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM".

"PHANTOM OF THE OPERA" BEATS "CATS" AS LONGEST RUNNING BROADWAY SHOW, SHITTIEST MOVIE.

ANOTHER "SOPRANOS" ACTOR DOES SOMETHING STUPID.

JUST LIKE KURT COBAIN DYING, NOBODY CARES THAT HIS HOUSE IS UP OR AUCTION.

"DIAMOND" DAVE SAYS REUNITING WITH VAN HALEN IS INEVITABLE, STILL CAN'T FIND HIS CRACK PIPE OR HIS DEPENDS.

That's it. Enjoy. Leave a comment.

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep