Compiled News 12-17 & 18 & 19-05
Weekend round-up and Monday News!
IF YOU DO NOTHING ELSE TODAY, AT LEAST GO TO DARK HORIZONS AND CHECK OUT THEIR ODE TO SERENITY! FOR REAL.
THE WB PICKS UP "THE WATCHMEN"!!!
KONG, MAKING ONLY $50 MILLION IN A 5-DAY WEEKEND, TANKS! OR AT LEAST "WILL BE TANKING UNTIL MID JANUARY WHEN IT FINALLY MAKES $400 MILLION DOLLARS".
STAR WARS...IN 30 SECONDS...WITH BUNNIES.
"THE PRODUCERS" TO DO "YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN" NEXT? CAN "BLAZING SADDLES" OR OTHER RE-HASHED MEL BROOKS MOVIES BE FAR BEHIND?
WANT YOUR OWN STAR ON THE "WALK OF FAME"? FORGET IT. HERE'S THE CHEAP VERSION.
TOP 5 CHRISTMAS COMEDIES! AND I PRETTY MUCH AGREE!
DARK HORIZONS PICKS THE 10 WORST FILMS OF 2005, AND I'M NOT IN ANY OF THEM!
AND RIGHT AFTER THAT, CHUD PICKS THEIR 10 WORST FILMS AS WELL, AND I'M STILL NOT IN ANY OF THEM!
LINKLATER DOES "FAST FOOD NATION", EATS TOO MANY BURGERS, VOMITS.
"THE DA VINCI CODE" FOLKS ARE READY TO KICK YOUR ASS, AND I LOVE IT.
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THEY WOULD NEVER GET HIM, SEAL IS IN TALKS TO PLAY A VILLAIN IN THE NEW BOND MOVIE, BECAUSE WE'RE NEVER GONNA SURVIVE...UNLESS...WE GET A LITTLE CRAZY.
"THE WEST WING" IN TURMOIL AFTER SPENCER'S DEATH.
That's it. Do something with your life.
-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep
IF YOU DO NOTHING ELSE TODAY, AT LEAST GO TO DARK HORIZONS AND CHECK OUT THEIR ODE TO SERENITY! FOR REAL.
THE WB PICKS UP "THE WATCHMEN"!!!
KONG, MAKING ONLY $50 MILLION IN A 5-DAY WEEKEND, TANKS! OR AT LEAST "WILL BE TANKING UNTIL MID JANUARY WHEN IT FINALLY MAKES $400 MILLION DOLLARS".
STAR WARS...IN 30 SECONDS...WITH BUNNIES.
"THE PRODUCERS" TO DO "YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN" NEXT? CAN "BLAZING SADDLES" OR OTHER RE-HASHED MEL BROOKS MOVIES BE FAR BEHIND?
WANT YOUR OWN STAR ON THE "WALK OF FAME"? FORGET IT. HERE'S THE CHEAP VERSION.
TOP 5 CHRISTMAS COMEDIES! AND I PRETTY MUCH AGREE!
DARK HORIZONS PICKS THE 10 WORST FILMS OF 2005, AND I'M NOT IN ANY OF THEM!
AND RIGHT AFTER THAT, CHUD PICKS THEIR 10 WORST FILMS AS WELL, AND I'M STILL NOT IN ANY OF THEM!
LINKLATER DOES "FAST FOOD NATION", EATS TOO MANY BURGERS, VOMITS.
"THE DA VINCI CODE" FOLKS ARE READY TO KICK YOUR ASS, AND I LOVE IT.
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THEY WOULD NEVER GET HIM, SEAL IS IN TALKS TO PLAY A VILLAIN IN THE NEW BOND MOVIE, BECAUSE WE'RE NEVER GONNA SURVIVE...UNLESS...WE GET A LITTLE CRAZY.
"THE WEST WING" IN TURMOIL AFTER SPENCER'S DEATH.
That's it. Do something with your life.
-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep
posted by Constable Kreegal at 10:26 AM
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