Compiled News 12-14-05

Hump-day news.

"ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT" COULD FIND LIFE ON SHOWTIME...OR ABC?

SPEAKING OF SHOWTIME, "WEEDS" GETS AT LEAST 12 MORE EPISODES...BUT THE DRUGS DON'T WORK, THEY JUST MAKE YOU WORSE, AND I'M....NEVERMIND.

DA VINCI CODE TRAILER HITS THE STREETS, ALONG WITH THE FILM VERSION OF POSEIDON...WE'RE READY TO BREAK THE CODE WHILE THE BOAT GETS FLIPPED OVER.

HAVEN'T READ ANY LIES ABOUT THE NEW BOND FILM YET? HERE'S SOME...

CAN'T GET A SCRIPT TO A GREAT BOOK DONE? ASK THE AUTHOR TO DO IT HIMSELF. WELCOME TO ORSON SCOTT CARD'S "ENDER'S GAME".

NOT ENOUGH SPIDEY 3 RUMORS FOR YOU EITHER? WELL, HERE YA GO...

CELEBRITIES ARE STILL IDIOTS...JUST READ THEIR PRE-NUPS.

WEDDING CRASHERS TO CRASH BACK INTO THEATERS IN JANUARY, JUST IN TIME TO RECOUP ALL THOSE MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS THEY ALREADY MADE AND SPENT.

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THERE WOULDN'T BE INCOHERENT MUMBLING ON XM RADIO, WELCOME TO THE BOB DYLAN POWER HOUR.

That's it, folks. A light one today.

I'll be back later with a review of A SCANNER DARKLY, the new KEANU REEVES movie, directed by RICHARD LINKLATER and based on a PHILIP K. DICK story.

Canasta!

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep