Compiled News 12-10 & 11 & 12-05

The weekend was a tiring one.

Here's the news.

AND THE AWARDS STARTING ROLLING IN.

JUSTINE BATEMAN TO MAKE SWEET LOVE TO JASON BATEMAN ON THE DYING "ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT"...OR AT LEAST BE ON THE SHOW...WHATEVER.

DAME JUDI DENCE CAN AND WILL KICK YOUR ASS.

WHAT DOES A COMPANY DO WHEN IT GETS BOUGHT OUT BY PARAMOUNT? WHY, THEY RELEASE THEIR 2006 SLATE OF FILMS, THAT'S WHAT! (ALONG WITH EVERYONE ELSE-KINDA POSTED BEFORE, BUT WITH UPDATES NOW).

GEISHA & BROKEBACK SET RECORDS FOR ULTRA-LIMITED RELEASE. (THAT MEANS, WE HAVEN'T SEEN "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN" YET BECAUSE IT IS ONLY SHOWING IN ONE THEATRE IN ALL OF LOS ANGELES COUNTY AND IT WAS SOLD OUT, PROVING ONCE AGAIN THAT AMERICA LOVES GAY COWBOYS).

MIAMI VICE TEASER!

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE III TEASER!

CHUD GETS A NEW WEBSITE WHERE THE BITCHERS AND MOANERS CAN BITCH AND MOAN! ONE NATION, PUNCHED.

AICN OPENS UP A NEW FORUM!

WARREN ELLIS STARTS HIS ENGINE (OK, IT'S BEEN STARTED FOR A FEW MONTHS, BUT YOU STILL NEED TO GO)!

WE DIDN'T OPEN UP A FORUM OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT! (BUT YOU CAN STILL JOIN OUR MAP!)

RADIOHEAD MIGHT SCORE "A SCANNER DARKLY"!

PUNK-ASS FROM "A BRONX TALE" KILLS A COP, GETS SHOT HIMSELF.

BENNY BRATT FINALLY GETS TO BE ON T-SHIRTS.

RACHAEL MCADAMS HATES HER BODY.

BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T GET ANYBODY ELSE, KANYE WEST WILL HEADLINE THE MTV NEW YEAR'S BASH. JESUS JUST KEEPS ON A'WALKIN'.

SINCE SHE'S NO GOOD AT ANYTHING ELSE, JOSS STONE WINS "BEST CELEBRITY DOG OWNER".

NEWSWEEK PICKS ITS TOP 10 FILMS OF THE YEAR.

GARTH BROOKS & TRISHA YEARWOOD GET MARRIED...GRANTED, WE ALL THOUGHT THEY WERE MARRIED FOR THE LAST FIVE YEARS, BUT I GUESS THAT WAS JUST HIS THUNDER ROLLING.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS, YOU'RE FIRED. SINCERELY, THE WB.

That's it. Might be seeing GRANDMA'S BOY tomorrow night. We'll just have to wait and see.

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep