Compiled News 12-03 & 04 & 05-05
Somebody's Got A Case Of The "Mondays"....
But it's not me, because I get to see KING KONG tonight at a Press Screening at the Arclight in Hollywood!
And it's not YOU, because you get to read THE NEWS!
"A CHRISTMAS STORY"...IN 30 SECONDS...BY BUNNIES....'NUFF SAID.
HARRY POTTER STILL OWNS YOU.
FIRST PICS OF FRASIER AS "THE BEAST" AND "ANGEL" FROM X3!
FIRST PICS OF THE NEW ROCKY!
HERC AT AICN & VARIETY SCOOP THE "24" PREQUEL TO SEASON 5 IN THE NEW DVD SET. PREPARE FOR THE NEXT JACK BAUER POWER HOUR.
HERC ALSO SCOOPS ALL THE CRAP THE WEST WING IS TRYING TO DO BEFORE IT GETS CANNED.
WILL SONY'S TROUBLED "FUN WITH DICK & JANE" TANK? WILL JIM CARREY STILL GET HIS CHECK FOR $30 MILLION DOLLARS? THE L.A. TIMES WANTS TO KNOW.
USA TODAY FINALLY ADMITS THAT THE OSCARS ARE ALL ABOUT WEIGHT & MAKE-UP.
EVERYBODY BUT DOOM BACK FOR 2 FANTASTIC 2 FOURIOUS.
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T GOING TO SEE A SCRIPT REVIEW OF "THE MUMMY 3.0", IT COMES BLASTING OUT AT YOU LIKE RAIN IN NEW ORLEANS.
"GET SMART" FEATURE 'GETS' A DIRECTOR, WHILE THE REST OF US 'GET' READY TO NOT SEE IT.
EMMA WATSON KNOWS WHICH SIDE HER BREAD IS BUTTERED ON.
CHARLIZE THERON COULD BE THE NEXT BOND GIRL NOW, BUT PROBABLY ONLY IF SHE GETS REALLY UGLY AND GAIN 50 POUNDS...YOU KNOW...FOR OSCAR CONTENTION.
"SKELETON KEY" DIRECTOR GETS TO DIRECTOR ANOTHER MOVIE.
COMEDY CENTRAL, IN AN EFFORT TO REMEMBER HOW GOOD THINGS USED TO BE, SHOVELS TOGETHER BITS OF PIECES OF UN-AIRED CHAPELLE SHOWS.
EMINEM IMPERSONATOR AND MURDERER WILL BE THE "LIFE" OF THE PARTY...IN PRISON...FOREVER.
BECAUSE BRAVO, THE ARTISTS' NETWORK, CAN'T COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL IDEA, THEY'VE DECIDED TO DO A BUNCH OF REALITY SHOWS.
BRAD PITT FINALLY GETS TO BE A DADDY...BY ADOPTING JOLIE'S KIDS...DOES THIS MEAN THEY ARE A COUPLE? OR IS IT JUST FOR TAXES?
MARILYN MANSON MARRIES DITA VON TEESE IN IRELAND, ROSE MCGOWAN SHEDS A SINGLE TEAR.
BECAUSE WE NEED HIS APPROVAL, SEAN CONNERY LIKES CRAIG AS NEW BOND...AND PICKS "SWORDS" FOR $1,000, TRABEK.
PETE DOHERTY ARRESTED FOR DRUG POSSESSION, LACK OF TALENT.
There you go. Hope you had a good weekend. I'll be thinking of you as I watch KING KONG tonight. Actually, that's a big lie. I'm sorry.
Expect a review of KONG tomorrow as well as that Spike Lee Joint INSIDE MAN, like I promised a week ago.
Trippin' Billies,
-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep
But it's not me, because I get to see KING KONG tonight at a Press Screening at the Arclight in Hollywood!
And it's not YOU, because you get to read THE NEWS!
"A CHRISTMAS STORY"...IN 30 SECONDS...BY BUNNIES....'NUFF SAID.
HARRY POTTER STILL OWNS YOU.
FIRST PICS OF FRASIER AS "THE BEAST" AND "ANGEL" FROM X3!
FIRST PICS OF THE NEW ROCKY!
HERC AT AICN & VARIETY SCOOP THE "24" PREQUEL TO SEASON 5 IN THE NEW DVD SET. PREPARE FOR THE NEXT JACK BAUER POWER HOUR.
HERC ALSO SCOOPS ALL THE CRAP THE WEST WING IS TRYING TO DO BEFORE IT GETS CANNED.
WILL SONY'S TROUBLED "FUN WITH DICK & JANE" TANK? WILL JIM CARREY STILL GET HIS CHECK FOR $30 MILLION DOLLARS? THE L.A. TIMES WANTS TO KNOW.
USA TODAY FINALLY ADMITS THAT THE OSCARS ARE ALL ABOUT WEIGHT & MAKE-UP.
EVERYBODY BUT DOOM BACK FOR 2 FANTASTIC 2 FOURIOUS.
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T GOING TO SEE A SCRIPT REVIEW OF "THE MUMMY 3.0", IT COMES BLASTING OUT AT YOU LIKE RAIN IN NEW ORLEANS.
"GET SMART" FEATURE 'GETS' A DIRECTOR, WHILE THE REST OF US 'GET' READY TO NOT SEE IT.
EMMA WATSON KNOWS WHICH SIDE HER BREAD IS BUTTERED ON.
CHARLIZE THERON COULD BE THE NEXT BOND GIRL NOW, BUT PROBABLY ONLY IF SHE GETS REALLY UGLY AND GAIN 50 POUNDS...YOU KNOW...FOR OSCAR CONTENTION.
"SKELETON KEY" DIRECTOR GETS TO DIRECTOR ANOTHER MOVIE.
COMEDY CENTRAL, IN AN EFFORT TO REMEMBER HOW GOOD THINGS USED TO BE, SHOVELS TOGETHER BITS OF PIECES OF UN-AIRED CHAPELLE SHOWS.
EMINEM IMPERSONATOR AND MURDERER WILL BE THE "LIFE" OF THE PARTY...IN PRISON...FOREVER.
BECAUSE BRAVO, THE ARTISTS' NETWORK, CAN'T COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL IDEA, THEY'VE DECIDED TO DO A BUNCH OF REALITY SHOWS.
BRAD PITT FINALLY GETS TO BE A DADDY...BY ADOPTING JOLIE'S KIDS...DOES THIS MEAN THEY ARE A COUPLE? OR IS IT JUST FOR TAXES?
MARILYN MANSON MARRIES DITA VON TEESE IN IRELAND, ROSE MCGOWAN SHEDS A SINGLE TEAR.
BECAUSE WE NEED HIS APPROVAL, SEAN CONNERY LIKES CRAIG AS NEW BOND...AND PICKS "SWORDS" FOR $1,000, TRABEK.
PETE DOHERTY ARRESTED FOR DRUG POSSESSION, LACK OF TALENT.
There you go. Hope you had a good weekend. I'll be thinking of you as I watch KING KONG tonight. Actually, that's a big lie. I'm sorry.
Expect a review of KONG tomorrow as well as that Spike Lee Joint INSIDE MAN, like I promised a week ago.
Trippin' Billies,
-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep
posted by Constable Kreegal at 9:42 AM
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