Compiled News 11-21-05
The weekend is over. Did you do anything fun?
Here's what ELSE happened:
NOT SATISFIED BY THE FIRST PUNISHER? HERE'S A SHORT SCRIPT REVIEW OF NUMBER 2: "PUNISHER: WAR ZONE". (OR: TOM JANE CONTINUES TO KICK ASS).
IN CASE THAT ONE DIDN'T DO IT FOR YOU, HERE'S A HUGE SPOILER OF "PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 2" ALONG WITH A SCRIPT REVIEW OF "PIRATES 3" TO ALSO NOT DO IT FOR YOU.
CELEBRITIES SHOULDN'T NAME THEIR PETS, EITHER. OH, AND PINK HATES CHILDREN.
CHRIS YOUNG HIRED TO SCORE "SPIDER-MAN 3", DANNY ELFMAN TOO BUSY DOING TIM BURTON'S REMAKES, HATING SAM RAIMI.
THE PEOPLE THAT MAKE "RUSH HOUR" ARE IDIOTS.
IN A BIT OF MASTER CASTING, BOWIE JOINS JACKMAN & BALE IN "THE PRESTIGE", PROVING ONCE AGAIN THAT HE CAN MAKE THAT MAGIC DANCE.
WHERE COULD YOU FIND PIX FROM "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: 3" OF TOM CRUISE? WHY, AT "EGOTASTIC" OF COURSE!
WEINSTEIN'S DO "DEAD OR ALIVE" VIDEO GAME MOVIE, PROVING ONCE AGAIN THEY LOVE BOOBS.
TIRED OF YOUR OLD POSTERS FOR NEW MOVIES? HERE ARE DIFFERENT VERSIONS, VIA OTHER COUNTRIES.
"BRING IT ON 3", THE BROUGHTENEST OF THE BROUGHTEN.
MEL GIBSON, UBER-CATHOLIC, IS TIRED OF THE MORMONS' BULLSHIT.
ANGUS YOUNG OF AC-DC FINALLY MAKES A LIST OF SOMETHING...NAMELY, THE LIST OF "GREATEST SHORT DUDES".
KANYE WEST GETS A BILLBOARD AWARD, STILL HATES YOU.
25 YEARS LATER AND PEOPLE STILL MISS JOHN LENNON, MOST NOTABLY, THE BEATLES.
"BIG PUSSY" GETS A SLAP ON THE WRIST, RUSSELL CROWE-STYLE.
That's it, ya bums. Go do something constructive, like visiting our friends on the right or reviewing some movies for us. Or at least commenting. Jeez.
-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep
Here's what ELSE happened:
NOT SATISFIED BY THE FIRST PUNISHER? HERE'S A SHORT SCRIPT REVIEW OF NUMBER 2: "PUNISHER: WAR ZONE". (OR: TOM JANE CONTINUES TO KICK ASS).
IN CASE THAT ONE DIDN'T DO IT FOR YOU, HERE'S A HUGE SPOILER OF "PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 2" ALONG WITH A SCRIPT REVIEW OF "PIRATES 3" TO ALSO NOT DO IT FOR YOU.
CELEBRITIES SHOULDN'T NAME THEIR PETS, EITHER. OH, AND PINK HATES CHILDREN.
CHRIS YOUNG HIRED TO SCORE "SPIDER-MAN 3", DANNY ELFMAN TOO BUSY DOING TIM BURTON'S REMAKES, HATING SAM RAIMI.
THE PEOPLE THAT MAKE "RUSH HOUR" ARE IDIOTS.
IN A BIT OF MASTER CASTING, BOWIE JOINS JACKMAN & BALE IN "THE PRESTIGE", PROVING ONCE AGAIN THAT HE CAN MAKE THAT MAGIC DANCE.
WHERE COULD YOU FIND PIX FROM "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: 3" OF TOM CRUISE? WHY, AT "EGOTASTIC" OF COURSE!
WEINSTEIN'S DO "DEAD OR ALIVE" VIDEO GAME MOVIE, PROVING ONCE AGAIN THEY LOVE BOOBS.
TIRED OF YOUR OLD POSTERS FOR NEW MOVIES? HERE ARE DIFFERENT VERSIONS, VIA OTHER COUNTRIES.
"BRING IT ON 3", THE BROUGHTENEST OF THE BROUGHTEN.
MEL GIBSON, UBER-CATHOLIC, IS TIRED OF THE MORMONS' BULLSHIT.
ANGUS YOUNG OF AC-DC FINALLY MAKES A LIST OF SOMETHING...NAMELY, THE LIST OF "GREATEST SHORT DUDES".
KANYE WEST GETS A BILLBOARD AWARD, STILL HATES YOU.
25 YEARS LATER AND PEOPLE STILL MISS JOHN LENNON, MOST NOTABLY, THE BEATLES.
"BIG PUSSY" GETS A SLAP ON THE WRIST, RUSSELL CROWE-STYLE.
That's it, ya bums. Go do something constructive, like visiting our friends on the right or reviewing some movies for us. Or at least commenting. Jeez.
-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep
posted by Constable Kreegal at 10:48 AM
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