Compiled News 11-18-05

It's Friday!

Potter! Walk The Line! The Aryan Couple!

Go See A Movie After You've Read The News!

OH NO SHE DI'NT... TALAN, OF LITTLE OR NO FAME FROM "LAGUNA BEACH", IS GITTIN' HITCHED TO THE GREAT AMERICAN SONGBOOK'S DAUGHTER!

PARKER & STONE SNAG A 3-YEAR DEAL WITH PARAMOUNT, GIVING THEMSELVES EVEN MORE REASON TO HATE MAKING FEATURE FILMS.

NEED TO DISMEMBER A FOE? BUY THIS.

"WHITE NOISE 2" BEING PREPPED, MICHAEL KEATON'S GHOST TOUCHED MY PEPPY, STEVE.

ANIMATION CONTENDERS FOR OSCARS ARE RELEASED, STILL NO MENTION OF "FERNGULLY".

"THE PASSION OF THE CLERKS" IS WRAPPED, CHECK OUT THE DIARIES HERE, BEFORE YOU'RE CAUGHT IN THE TRAIN WRECK.

MISS THE "SUPERMAN RETURNS" TRAILER? HAVE NO FEAR, JOBLO IS HERE.

HAVE A GEEK THAT NEEDS A GIFT? CHECK OUT HIS STAR WARS COMIC COLLECTION, FANBOY.

TARANTINO OR NOT, HERE'S THE POSTER FOR A MOVIE THAT COULD VERY WELL SUCK THE MOON OUT OF THE SKY.

2 HUSTLE 2 FLOW... NOW THAT'S A GREEEEEAT IDEA.

SOME FOLKS DON'T WANT DVDS TO SMOKE.

GARY GLITTER BANGS VIETNAM.

PSYCHIC TELLS BRITNEY SHE WILL REMAIN PREGNANT. DON'T YOU HATE REMAINING PREGNANT AFTER YOU'VE HAD YOUR BABY AND PSYCHICS?

MISCHA BARTON'S NIPPLE IS THE NEW STAR OF THE O.C., HAS JUST AS MUCH TALENT AS ITS OWNER.

EVER WANTED TO SEE OZZY'S CRACK? GREAT NEWS!

JENNIFER BEALS HAS A BABY, READY TO CONTINUE FLASHDANCING.

IN AN EFFORT TO KEEP THINGS DOWN TO EARTH ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING, WE INVITE YOU TO LISTEN TO A WARNING MESSAGE FROM THAT GREAT AMERICAN, TRIUMPH - THE INSULT COMIC DOG.

THE PENGUINS ARE ALSO MARCHING ON OSCAR. MIND THE POOP.

ORLANDO BLOOM CAN'T COUNT.

Have a great weekend. Go get entertained.

E-MAIL. MAP. Comment. Sunny-Side Up.

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep