Compiled News 11-16-05

Welcome to Wednesday. Two days 'til Walk The Line and Harry Potter & The Goblet Of Fire. There, I've planned your weekend.

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NEED DIRECTIONS IN YOUR CAR? JUST ASK B.A. BARACUS, THE BANDIT OR VICTOR DRAZEN.

POINT YOUR GEEK ERECTIONS TOWARD HASBRO, WOULD YA?

EMPIRE GIVES YOU THE TOP 10 SUPERMONSTERS OF ALL TIME...CURIOUSLY ABSENT ARE YOUR BOSS AND YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW.

AQUAMAN CASTING MIGHT BE DIFFICULT IF THE DON'T CAST SOME DOLPHINS TO TALK TO HIM.

AN OLD POSTER FOR AN OLD MOVIE GETS SOLD FOR A LOT OF NEW MONEY.

HERE'S A CRAPLOAD OF NEWS FROM OUR FRIENDS AT DARK HORIZONS. NO JOKE.

YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT 'TIL FEBRUARY TO FIND OUT JUST HOW BAD X3 MIGHT BE.

'V FOR VENDETTA' POSTERS ARE EVERYWHERE! FREEDOM!! FOREVER!!!

JOBLO HAS ALL THE UPCOMING DVD NEWS YOU WANT TO READ IN ONE SITTING.

MAKE NO FORGETTING OF DE "SUPERMAN RETURNS" TRAILER ON "SMALLVILLE" TOMORRA NIGHT.

OLD MAN JOLIE IS BANGIN' MICHAEL JACKSON.

HARRY POTTER IS A WISE YOUNG MAN AFTER ALL.

URBAN GANGSTER AND QUEEN WOMACK WIN STATUES ON AWARDS SHOW THAT YOU DIDN'T WATCH, SINCE WE TOLD YOU TO WATCH BONES, SUPERNATURAL AND LAW & ORDER: SVU.

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