Compiled News 11-11-05

Everybody's workin' for the weekend.....

But first... the news:

IN A TERRIBLE BLOW TO CINEMA & THE HALLOWEEN FRANCHISE, MOUSTAPHA AKKAD AND HIS DAUGHTER ARE KILLED IN JORDAN BY PIECE OF SHIT COWARDS.

AND IN A RELATED STORY, AFTER THIS SEASON, "7TH HEAVEN" GOES TO BE WITH THE LORD.

"ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT", THE BEST SHOW NOBODY WATCHES, IS ONCE AGAIN NEARING COMPLETE SHUTDOWN.

CONAN O'BRIAN'S WIFE FINALLY DROPS AN HEIR TO THE THRONE.

PEOPLE'S CHOICE NOMINATIONS ARE OUT, AND THE PEOPLE PROVE ONCE AGAIN THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.

SPIELBERG SPEAKS AT USC TO CONTINUE WAGGING THE INDY JONES 4 DOG AND OTHER CRAP.

THE NEW "DOCTOR WHO" CYLONS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE BBC.

GODZILLA FOUND IN A PLACE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN, MATTHEW BRODERICK TURNS OFF HIS PAGER.

GREEN DAY MAKING AN "AMERICAN IDIOT" FILM, NOT SURE IF STIFLER'S MOM OR BAND CAMP WILL BE INVOLVED.

"ROADHOUSE 2" NOT TO HAVE SWAYZE, BUT PROBABLY WILL CONTINUE THE VICIOUS MASTURBATING BOUNCER CYCLE.

JOHNNY DEPP DEFENDS KATE MOSS... YOU KNOW... IN CASE HE WANTS TO HIT THAT AGAIN SOMETIME.

SEAN CONNERY HONORED BY AFI, BANGED THEIR MOTHERS LAST NIGHT, TRABEK.

LEMUR NAMED AFTER CLEESE, STILL NO WORD ON EX-PARROTS WITH BEAUTIFUL PLUMMAGE.

KATHY CASH, NOT FAMOUS, GETS MAD AT "WALK THE LINE" TO GET HER 15 MINUTES.

DANIELLE STEEL SELLS RIGHTS TO 30 OF HER BOOKS FOR DIRECT TO DVD & T.V. MOVIES, PROVING THAT BEING A HACK ALWAYS PAYS OFF.

THE UGLIER SIMPSON SISTER CAN'T FIND A CELEBRITY WHO WILL TAKE HER.

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