Compiled News 11-4-05
It's Friday. I hope you got a paycheck, 'cause this news is EXPENSIVE.
MOVIES CUT TO SONGS, CELLULOID SHEEP SAD THEY DIDN'T THINK OF IT.
HOPKINS AND GOSLING TO MAKE "FRACTURED", WHEN THEY AREN'T EMOTING.
WARNER TO MAKE ANOTHER HUGE MISTAKE, PECKINPAH TO RISE FROM THE DEAD, KICK ASS.
"COCKBLOCKER" TO BE A MOVIE TITLE, TAGLINE TO BE "DON'T LET YOUR COCK GET BLOCKED"... THEN GET RATED PG-13. I MADE THOSE LAST TWO THINGS UP BECAUSE I HATE SEANN WILLIAM SCOTT
SPIKE LEE FINALLY DOES SOMETHING RIGHT.
THERE'S NOT A 13-YEAR-OLD GIRL ON EARTH THAT CAN GET R. KELLY OUT OF THE FRICKIN' CLOSET.
FAMOUS LESBIANS TRY TO BASTE A BABY.
JESSICA ALBA RENTS PORN, GIVES DUDES ANOTHER REASON TO PHOTOSHOP HER NAKED ON THE INTERNET.
NIGHT OF THE LIVING DVDS.
BEN STILLER HATES THE PART OF CANADA THAT I'VE BEEN TO, IS STILL A ONE-TRICK PONY.
BOB SAGAT HATES PENGUINS.
YOKO ONO REALIZES THAT SHE BETTER SHUT HER BITCH MOUTH.
"THE DAILY SHOW" RUINS LIVES.
WB'S "SUPERNATURAL" HAS A PLOT, WE PROMISE.
MR. BRITNEY SPEARS SUCKS AT RAPPING TOO.
That's it for now, folks. Have a great weekend. See some movies. Watch some t.v. Do something fun. E-MAIL us. Put your name on the SHEEP MAP. Don't go out in public wearing that shirt. You know the one.
-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep
MOVIES CUT TO SONGS, CELLULOID SHEEP SAD THEY DIDN'T THINK OF IT.
HOPKINS AND GOSLING TO MAKE "FRACTURED", WHEN THEY AREN'T EMOTING.
WARNER TO MAKE ANOTHER HUGE MISTAKE, PECKINPAH TO RISE FROM THE DEAD, KICK ASS.
"COCKBLOCKER" TO BE A MOVIE TITLE, TAGLINE TO BE "DON'T LET YOUR COCK GET BLOCKED"... THEN GET RATED PG-13. I MADE THOSE LAST TWO THINGS UP BECAUSE I HATE SEANN WILLIAM SCOTT
SPIKE LEE FINALLY DOES SOMETHING RIGHT.
THERE'S NOT A 13-YEAR-OLD GIRL ON EARTH THAT CAN GET R. KELLY OUT OF THE FRICKIN' CLOSET.
FAMOUS LESBIANS TRY TO BASTE A BABY.
JESSICA ALBA RENTS PORN, GIVES DUDES ANOTHER REASON TO PHOTOSHOP HER NAKED ON THE INTERNET.
NIGHT OF THE LIVING DVDS.
BEN STILLER HATES THE PART OF CANADA THAT I'VE BEEN TO, IS STILL A ONE-TRICK PONY.
BOB SAGAT HATES PENGUINS.
YOKO ONO REALIZES THAT SHE BETTER SHUT HER BITCH MOUTH.
"THE DAILY SHOW" RUINS LIVES.
WB'S "SUPERNATURAL" HAS A PLOT, WE PROMISE.
MR. BRITNEY SPEARS SUCKS AT RAPPING TOO.
That's it for now, folks. Have a great weekend. See some movies. Watch some t.v. Do something fun. E-MAIL us. Put your name on the SHEEP MAP. Don't go out in public wearing that shirt. You know the one.
-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep
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