Compiled News 11-1-05

Welcome To November. Another month, another dollar. Or something like that. TWO MONTHS 'TIL CHRISTMAS! If you're into that stuff.

ELMO TO KNOW YOUR NAME, EAT YOUR SOUL.

FAKE MUSEUM OF FAKE PEOPLE TO BE CLOSED FOR GOOD FOR REAL.

"DAY OF THE DEAD" REMAKE GETS A DIRECTOR OF MEDIOCRE PROPORTIONS.

WANT TO LOOK INSIDE "KING KONG"? NAH, IT'S NOT JUST MONKEY GUTS.

DAKOTA FANNING BETTER WATCH HER BACK.

KI-EFFER PUTS THE KYBOSH ON "PRISON BREAK".

GALLACTICA GOES FOR THREE, SNIPES IS A LIAR & SOMEONE ON "LOST" CAN WRITE.

SHYAMALAN HATES YOU AND YOUR DVDS.

THE ONLY THING MORE BORING THAN 6 HOURS OF FOLLOWING HEALTH WORKERS AROUND IS... BRAD PITT'S NARRATION. THANKS, PBS.

ADULT SWIM PICKS UP ANOTHER CARTOON FOR YOU TO SAY YOU WATCH SO YOU CAN LOOK COOL.

GABRIELLE UNION IS SINGLE AGAIN, BLAMES KOLCHAK. KOLCHAK SAD, AMERICA HAPPY.

NO SEQUEL FOR DYNAMITE MEANS LESS SHITTY CATCH-PHRASES IN THE FUTURE.

"SHE'S HEEEEEEEEEEEERE" AND HER LIPS ARE SEALED.

BET CELEBRATES 25 YEARS OF LOW PRODUCTION QUALITY AND UNFUNNY COMICS.

BALDWIN SAYS BASINGER IS NUTS, THE "TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE" DEFENSE IS IN PLAY.

There you have it. Enjoy another day of not doing what you want to do.

Check out the front page of JOBLO for all sorts of DVD releases, as well as the official holiday "gift packages" that are going to start becoming available.

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-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep