Compiled News 10-24-05

Finally a relaxing weekend, and now we go head-long into the news...

AXE-FACE TALKS CASH

PENGUINS DON'T MARCH FOR GOD. GET YOUR OWN MOVIE. ANYBODY HAVE MEL GIBSON'S CELL NUMBER?

PALTROW PREGNANT AGAIN, APPLE TO POSSIBLY GET AN ORANGE, BE COMPARED.

"SIN CITY" AND "ROUNDERS" TO COME TO T.V.? DON'T I STAY HOME ENOUGH?!?

ZACH BRAFF COULD BE NEXT FLETCH, CHEVY STILL ON VACATION.

BROKEN LIZARD HAS A THIRD MOVIE CALLED "BEERFEST", JUST IN TIME FOR PEOPLE TO STOP QUOTING "SUPER TROOPERS".

LUCAS TOO RICH, SPENDING MONEY MAKING "STAR WARS" T.V. SHOWS FOR 2007.

NEW ROMATIC COMEDY SPOOF MOVIE STARS PEOPLE YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT & FRED WILLARD.

"CRY_WOLF" COMING TO DVD. DID YOU SEE IT IN THE THEATER? NO ONE ELSE DID EITHER.

"THE MAN" COMES TO DVD IN JANUARY, COMPLETE WITH SAMUEL L. JACKSON TEACHING YOU HOW TO SWEAR.

FOXX WANTS FANTASIA FOR "DREAMGIRLS", SAYS HE'LL READ THE SCRIPT TO HER IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES.

CRUISE & HOLMES TO BUY $1.5 MILLION HOUSE IN TOLEDO. IN OTHER NEWS, THERE'S A HOUSE WORTH $1.5 MILLION IN TOLEDO! (OR: SCIENTOLOGY COMES TO OHIO!) (OR: BATTLEFIELD TOLEDO!)

"LOST" ALLOWS MORE PEOPLE TO LOSE MONEY.

"FANTSTIC FOUR" SEQUELS, AND "BAMBI 2: MOM OF THE DEAD".

CAM'RON TAKES ONE FOR THE TEAM, THROUGH BOTH ARMS.

CELINE DION WANTS ANOTHER BABY, FIRST ONE NOT THE BEST BABY IN THE WORLD.

That's about it. You know the drill. Click. Refresh. Click. Refresh. Visit our friends on the right. Leave a comment. Click. Refresh.

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep