Compiled News 10-17-05

It's raining in California, and all you get is this lousy bunch of entertainment news.

X3 TEASER (read: just shoot me)

NEW X-MEN CARTOON COMING, PROBABLY BETTER THAN X3

SORKIN'S NEW SHOW IS A GO, NOT CALLED SPORTS NIGHT

EASTWOOD TO MAKE TWO WAR MOVIES TO AVOID KAMAKAZI

MICHELLE YOEH TO BE IN INDY 4, SHORT ROUND SUDDENLY HAS TIME FOR LOVE

DE NIRO LOVES BANANARAMA

ROLLINGS STONES CAN'T GET NO...DE-FIB-RIL-LA-TION...BUT THEY TRY...OH THEY TRY

DWARF IS NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT, PREFER "MUTANT"

LEMONY SNICKET COMING LIVE TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU, STILL NOT A REAL GUY

ANOTHER OBSCURE COMEDIAN DIES, SOLIDIFYING HIS OBSCURITY

DOLLY PARTON GETS POLITICAL 45 YEARS TOO LATE

MATT DAMON TO GET MARRIED, STILL HUNTING WILL

A KNIGHT'S TALE TWO: WE WILL ROCK YOUR CANOE

That's it for now. Check back later when we'll have "No Electricity" and "Poor Television Reception"

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep