Compiled News 10-15 & 16-05

Gathering up speed over the weekend. We've got some great stuff lined up for the week ahead. We'll have reviews of JARHEAD, FUN WITH DICK & JANE, DOOM, TRUST THE MAN, GOOD NIGHT & GOOD LUCK, and WHERE THE TRUTH LIES... and possibly a review of TENACIOUS D in: THE PICK OF DESTINY, depending on whether or not I can get to Pasadena.

Anyway, here's some news for ya. Go see some movies, would ya?

BEATLES ONCE AGAIN RATE HIGHER THAN JESUS

KIRSTEN DUNST'S MOTHER LET A DEAD MAN SUCK HER FINGERS

REMEMBER WHAT WE SAID ABOUT iPODs AND PORNO? TOLD YA SO.

MONKEY MOVIE LOSES COMPOSER, GAINS COMPOSER, STILL ISN'T INDIE FILM

SPIKE LEE TAKES ANOTHER SHOT AT TURNING TRAGEDY INTO ENTERTAINMENT

AARON SORKIN TAKES ANOTHER SHOT AT T.V., CAST OF SPORTS NIGHT STILL SHOWING UP FOR WORK

BLADE FRANCHISE PREPARES TO TAKE ANOTHER KICK IN THE SACK

OLIVER STONE TO HAVE HIS OWN "LITTLE BIG HORN"... I THOUGHT IT WAS "ALEXANDER", BUT...

WEINSTEIN'S JUGGLE RELEASES FOR SOME REASON, LIKE WE CARE

TORI SPELLING IS GETTING DIVORCED...ONCE AGAIN, HER FATHER LOOKS TO BUY SOMEONE ELSE TO HAVE HER

EVER WONDER WHAT A "GAFFER", "GRIP" or "BEST BOY" IS? ME NEITHER, BUT THERE'S A BOOK ABOUT THAT SHIT

I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY SAY... PACINO IS THE GREATEST ACTOR ALIVE...HOOOO-AH!

That's it for now.

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep