Compiled News 10-19-05

Oh yes! It's NEWS! From around the world! Sweet Sassy-Mollassy!

LATIN MTV VMA'S MOVED DUE TO HURRICANE, PRESENTERS GO BACK TO DOING YOUR GARDENING

9TH SEASON OF SOUTH PARK, 8TH SEASON OF OLD JOKES

RAY WINSTONE SAYS JOLIE AND PITT ARE ENGAGED, MR. & MRS. SMITH RECEIVE NEW CONTRACT

RUPERT MURDOCH SELLS HIMSELF ON EBAY, STILL NOT FAIR OR BALANCED

KUTCHER NEEDS TO STOP "PRODUCING" ANYTHING. EVER. PLEASE. GOD.

MADONNA SURPRISES FILM STUDENTS, DOESN'T BLOW WATER BOTTLE

RIDLEY SCOTT SHOPS WITH ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN, OWNERS WISH THEY OWNED IT

BANDERAS GETS STAR ON WALK OF FAME, STILL THINKS "HAIRBALL" JOKE BEST PART OF SHREK 2

POPE SCREENS POPE MINISERIES, CAN'T WAIT FOR ACTION FIGURES AND SEQUEL

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-Constable Kreegal
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