Compiled News 10-21-05

Ride your little deuce coop into the compiled news for Friday.

TOP 10 BEST AND WORST SHOWS YOUR KIDS WATCH WHETHER YOU WANT THEM TO OR NOT

TOP 100 TOYS YOUR PARENTS NEVER BOUGHT YOU

THE ONLY LITTLE GIRL IN HOLLYWOOD SIGNS ON FOR NEIL GAIMAN FILM, WINN-DIXIE GIRL PISSED.

"CREEPSHOW" GETS REMADE TO SUCK. THANKS, AMERICA.

SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR FINALLY GETS SOME WORK, INCLUDING AMERICAN MCGEE'S ALICE. FREDDIE STILL WISHING PEOPLE WATCHED HIS SHOW

"ALL THE KING'S MEN" BUMPED TO DECEMBER 2006, SEAN PENN FINALLY HATES JUDE LAW TOO

MORE NANCY, MORE HARTIGAN IN SIN CITY 2, BRUCE WILLIS CHECKS CLOSET FOR BLACK AND WHITE CLOTHES

"'V' FOR VENDETTA" SNAGS AN "R" FOR RIDICULOUS (OR: "R" FOR RAPE OF A GOOD COMIC) (OR: "R" FOR VIOLENCE & LANGUAGE)

TINA FEY RETURNS TO SNL NOT FAT ANYMORE

ENTERTAINMENT ICONS AS CHOSEN BY PEOPLE IN EXPENSIVE SUITS WHO DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU OR GOD

COMMENTARY ON VIDEO GAME MOVIES... THE GOOD, THE BAD & THE SPIRITS WITHIN

DICK WOLF, STILL PISSED AT THE SHITCAN OF "TRIAL BY JURY", MAKES OTHER SHOWS, SWIMS IN HIS MONEY BIN

That's it. Enjoy your weekend. Several new things to come.

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep