Compiled News 10-20-05

Back with a vengence.

UMBRIDGE CAST IN POTTER 5, VERA DRAKE DID IT FOR MONEY

THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON GETS A DIRECTOR, TRIES NOT TO GET LOST IN THE SAHARA

PHOTOS FROM SOUTHLAND TALES, THE NEW RICHARD KELLY FLICK NOT CALLED DARKO 2: DONNIE BOOGALOO

JAMIE FOXX HAS AN ALBUM, NO REPORT ON WHETHER HE'S REALLY BLIND OR NOT

ZAPPA BOOKS BOUGHT BY DISNEY, IN RESPONSE FRANK USES IT FOR TOILET PAPER IN HELL

SHATNER GOES TO HOSPITAL, SCOTTY PREPARED TO BEAM HIM UP

A DECADE OF UNDERRATED MOVIES FOR YOU NOT TO WATCH AGAIN

BURTON AND BONHAM-CARTER ARE A LAUGH RIOT, OR AT LEAST WILL FIND ONE TO REMAKE

FANTASIA PISSES OFF ONLY NON-DEPRESSED FURNITURE GUY IN HER HOMETOWN

SHELLEY WINTERS HAS HEART ATTACK, STILL CAN'T SEE PETE'S DRAGON

DAFOE GETS NAKED AGAIN, JESUS LOVES YOU

"STICKY FINGAZ" GETS BUSTED WITH HIS FINGAZ ON A GUN. THIS STUFF WRITES ITSELF.

Oh, and if you don't know, Madeleine Albright will be making a guest appearance on GILMORE GIRLS for Rori's 21st Birthday. If that doesn't scream "SEX!" I don't know what does.

Not knowing what does,

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep