Compiled News 10-28-05

Just in time for the weekend!

STEPHEN KING TO WRITE MORE "DARK TOWER" FOR MARVEL. FOR A WRITER WHO DOESN'T WRITE ANYMORE, HE SURE WRITES A LOT.

SULU FINALLY ADMITS THAT SPACE IS "SUPER! THANKS FOR ASKING!"

AS IF THE SUPERBOWL WASN'T ENOUGH, JANET JACKSON IS NAKED ON TAPE AGAIN. SOME JACKSONS JUST CAN'T STAY OUT OF THE NEWS.

RANDOM HOUSE SUED OVER "THE DA VINCI CODE", DAN BROWN PREPARED TO WRITE A CONVOLUTED STORY ABOUT IT.

PORKINS IS DEAD, LUCAS LOOKING FOR A NEW "RED SIX".

AS IF A NEW ROCKY WASN'T ENOUGH, STALLONE CONTINUES BLEEDING OUT HIS OTHER FRANCHISE.

MORE OF THE BATMAN CAST JOINS NOLAN'S NEW MOVIE, PERHAPS KEEPING THEM IN ONE PLACE WILL GET A SEQUEL.

SHOWEAST BRINGS KONG POSTER AND TRAILER, STILL NOTHING FOR THE REST OF US.

CLAIRE DANES, ODDLY ENOUGH, HAS A CAREER.

"MIAMI VICE" ACTION IS REAL, JUST ASK THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC.

DANIEL RADCLIFFE MAY MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF HIS F'N LIFE.

"MAN WHO FELL TO EARTH" TO BE REMADE, BOWIE STILL A BIGGER STAR THAN YOU WILL EVER BE.

TRUMP FIRES FOUR PEOPLE AT ONCE, STILL CAN'T COMB HIS HAIR.

BROOKE SHIELDS PREGNANT AGAIN, TOM CRUISE PREPARES FOR WAR.

ONCE AGAIN, NBC WOULD LIKE TO PICK MOVIES FOR YOU TO WATCH. THIS TIME, WITH VAMPIRES.

CREAM GETS TOGETHER AGAIN TO CALL IT QUITS. CLAPTON WONDERS WHY HE LEFT HIS HOUSE.

That's it, folks. Have a great weekend. Give out some candy, leave a comment, watch a scary movie, do something fun, dress up, refresh... it's all the same, just scarier.

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep