Compiled News 10-25-05
Late news today from the wacky west. If ever I get a moment to breathe without e-mails telling me to ban "Miami Vice" and "Memoirs of a Geisha" due to their "racial stereotyping", I will live a little. In the meantime, THAR SHE BLOWS!
HERE'S AN ANIMATED PIXEL GIF OF STAR WARS: EPISODE IV, IN ITS ENTIRETY!
SCARED OF THE 'BROWNCOATS' YET? NO? BETTER CLICK THIS LINK THEN. SUCKER.
ABC TO BRING REALITY MUPPET SHOW, PROBABLY WON'T BE ABOUT KERMIT & MISS PIGGY'S INTER-RACIAL RELATIONSHIP. PROBABLY.
PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MOVIES PICK "GOODFELLAS" AS BEST MOVIE EVER.
"IRON MAN" MOVIE MIGHT NOT GET MADE, BUT TOM CRUISE HAS A $1.5 MILLION HOUSE IN TOLEDO.
ANDERSON COOPER AND SHEPARD SMITH ARE GAY...RIGHT...NEXT YOU'LL BE TELLING ME THAT TOM CRUISE OWNS A $1.5 MILLION HOUSE IN TOLEDO.
"CALVIN & HOBBES" CREATOR CONTINUES TO SPEND EACH AND EVERY DAY DOING NOTHING.
IN A SURPRISE TURN OF EVENTS, THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT HO-HO-HO'S HIMSELF 6 FEET UNDER.
C.C. DEVILLE GOES TO PRISON, HIS ROSE WILL FIND ITS THORN (AND BY "ROSE" I MEAN ASS, AND BY "THORN" I MEAN PENIS).
MICHAEL MOVES TO BAHRAIN TO MOLEST LITTLE BOYS...I MEAN...LIVE.
MARIAH CAREY'S ASS CAN'T SIT WHERE OTHER ASSES HAVE SAT.
That's good for now. Maybe we'll have some more later.
Until when?
-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep
HERE'S AN ANIMATED PIXEL GIF OF STAR WARS: EPISODE IV, IN ITS ENTIRETY!
SCARED OF THE 'BROWNCOATS' YET? NO? BETTER CLICK THIS LINK THEN. SUCKER.
ABC TO BRING REALITY MUPPET SHOW, PROBABLY WON'T BE ABOUT KERMIT & MISS PIGGY'S INTER-RACIAL RELATIONSHIP. PROBABLY.
PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MOVIES PICK "GOODFELLAS" AS BEST MOVIE EVER.
"IRON MAN" MOVIE MIGHT NOT GET MADE, BUT TOM CRUISE HAS A $1.5 MILLION HOUSE IN TOLEDO.
ANDERSON COOPER AND SHEPARD SMITH ARE GAY...RIGHT...NEXT YOU'LL BE TELLING ME THAT TOM CRUISE OWNS A $1.5 MILLION HOUSE IN TOLEDO.
"CALVIN & HOBBES" CREATOR CONTINUES TO SPEND EACH AND EVERY DAY DOING NOTHING.
IN A SURPRISE TURN OF EVENTS, THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT HO-HO-HO'S HIMSELF 6 FEET UNDER.
C.C. DEVILLE GOES TO PRISON, HIS ROSE WILL FIND ITS THORN (AND BY "ROSE" I MEAN ASS, AND BY "THORN" I MEAN PENIS).
MICHAEL MOVES TO BAHRAIN TO MOLEST LITTLE BOYS...I MEAN...LIVE.
MARIAH CAREY'S ASS CAN'T SIT WHERE OTHER ASSES HAVE SAT.
That's good for now. Maybe we'll have some more later.
Until when?
-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep
posted by Constable Kreegal at 4:53 PM
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