Compiled News 10-29-05

Saturday's news with a dose of sugar. Enjoy.

CREATOR OF "SIX FEET UNDER" PREPARED TO MAKE VAMPIRE SHOW, CHANCES ARE THERE WILL BE A LOT OF PEOPLE SITTING AROUND TALKING ABOUT BEING VAMPIRES AND THE DEAD. (OR: "SIX FEET UNDER" GUY MAKING SHOW NOT CALLED "SIX FEET UNDER WITH A VAMPIRE")

ELVIS TOPS LIST OF DEAD CELEBRITIES STILL STEALING MONEY FROM YOU.

KID MAKES "BATMAN" COSTUME OUT OF DUCT TAPE, DAD CAN'T FIX SINK.

RETRO CRUSH DOES THE 100 GREATEST HORROR MOVIE PERFORMANCES, BUT WHERE'S FRANK STALLONE?

HAVE NO FEAR... "DANCING WITH THE STARS" WILL BE BACK IN JANUARY '06 TO MAKE YOUR EYES BLEED.

GIBSON TO MAKE ANOTHER MOVIE IN A LANGUAGE NOBODY UNDERSTANDS, CONTINUES TO SWIM IN HIS MONEY BIN WHILE LOOKING LIKE A SERIAL KILLER. (Sheep's Note: ALL RICH PEOPLE HAVE MONEY BINS, BUT ONLY SOME OF THEM LOOK LIKE SERIAL KILLERS).

LENO WANTS TO DRUG YOUR CHILDREN...WITH COMEDY. SADLY, HE HAS ONCE AGAIN UNDERESTIMATED THE INTELLIGENCE OF OUR CHILDREN.

"CAMP JAM" COMBINES YOUR TALENTLESS ASS WITH FAMOUS TALENTLESS ASSES.

WHOLESOME HOLLYWOOD? HERE COMES THE MORMONS.

R. KELLY STILL IN TROUBLE FOR KIDDIE PORN, LOCKS HIMSELF IN THE CLOSET... THE JUDGE IS COMING TO THE CLOSET... R. KELLY CAN'T GET OUT OF THE CLOSET... THE JUDGE IS OPENING THE CLOSET...

JOBLO HAS UPCOMING DVD RELEASE DATES. WITH PICTURES. I WOULDN'T LIE.

Also, visit DVDANSWERS to get some.

That's all for now. Go give candy to kids and join our map. If you missed what the hell I'm talking about, scroll down to it, or go to "JOIN THE SHEEP MAP" on the sidebar. We wanna see how far we reach.

Danke,

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep