Compiled News 10-30 & 31-05

The last day of October, the last October you'll ever have, in the year 2005.

Boo News Daily Or So...

U.K. MOVIE FANS ARE SMART. JUST ASK MICKEY ROURKE.

"REVENGE OF THE SITH" COMES OUT TOMORROW ON DVD, FINISHING THE MEDIOCRE FIRST TRILOGY.

HERE'S AN INTERVIEW WITH THE ONLY HORROR DIRECTOR THAT MATTERS, JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN.

OMAR SHARIF SO GLAD TO BE BACK IN THE NEWS, TERRORISTS WANT TO KILL HIM.

JESUS DOCUMENTARY GETS THE GREENLIGHT, GIBSON STILL BLEEDING THE POOR MAN DRY.

DARK HORIZONS HAS PICTURES OF THE YOUNG HANNIBAL LECTER MOVIE. IN OTHER NEWS, THERE'S A YOUNG HANNIBAL LECTER MOVIE BEING MADE?!?

30 SECOND BUNNIES DO TEXAS CHAINSAW, JAWS & MORE!

I'VE PASSED THIS CAR ON THE STREET, AND NOW I KNOW WHY.

DONNER MIGHT GET TO MAKE HIS "SUPERMAN II" AFTER ALL, SADLY NOT STARRING GIBSON & GLOVER.

BON JOVI GOES UNRATED WITH A NEW PICTURE AND TAGLINE.

HALLE BERRY VS. CHARLIZE THERON! THEY'RE DOWN TO THEIR BRAS AND PANTIES!!!

KATIE HOLMES HAS TAKEN UP KNITTING...WE HOPE SHE'S BETTER AT THAT THAN ACTING, OTHERWISE LITTLE L-RON'S GOING TO CATCH A COLD.

GERALDO GETS A NEW SHOW, SEARCHES FOR KKK PHONE NUMBERS FOR RATINGS.

"JARHEAD" PREPARES TO BE WELCOMED TO THEATRES, THE SUCK.

"NARNIA" WILL OWN YOU IN DECEMBER.

DEPARDIEU SAYS HE'S ENDING HIS FILM CAREER (PLEASE NOTE THAT, ACCORDING TO HIM, IT IS STILL GOING ON).

That's it, folks. Enjoy the "Still Have To Work" holiday. Sacrifice responsibly.

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep