Compiled News 11-2-05

You've made it to the second day of November, and you still haven't taken your Halloween decorations down have you? HAVE YOU?!? Well, put it off another few minutes and read the news.

FX DUMPS "OVER THERE", EVEN THOUGH REAL "OVER THERE" STILL HAPPENING OVER THERE. (OR: "OVER THERE" CAN'T COMPETE WITH ITS BIGGEST COMPETITOR, THE NEWS).

CHILDREN'S FILMS ARE MORE VIOLENT NOW THAN EVER, WILEY COYOTE BEGS TO DIFFER, ROADRUNNER WINS....AGAIN.

CHRISTIAN SLATER FALLS OFF OF ROOF, STILL NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE.

13-YEAR-OLD KID GIVES "MYSPACE" SOME MUCH NEEDED FREE ADVERTISING.

YAHOO HAS PICS FROM "SILENT HILL", ZOMBIE MONSTERS PAID SCALE.

BATEMAN TO HAVE THROAT SURGERY, SUCK LESS.

GREAT. JUST WHAT THE WORLD NEEDED, ANOTHER 1/2 AUSTRALIAN, GAY COWBOY.

CHUD FOLLOWS THE SHEEP AND GETS THEIR OWN MAP, SO NOW THERE IS NO EXCUSE NOT TO ADD YOURSELF TO BOTH!

DO YOU WORK FOR WARNER? YOU MIGHT WANT TO MAKE SURE.

LIVE "WEST WING" ON SUNDAY COULD BE BEST PERFORMANCE BY JIMMY SMITS SINCE "STAR WARS: EPISODE II"

STILL AN IDIOT, JESSICA SIMPSON WENT TO THERAPY INSTEAD OF SCHOOL, COULDN'T FIND CURE FOR HORSE FACE OR ASHLEE.

BATTLE OF THE OPINIONATED RAPPERS - 50 CENT VS. KANYE - WORLD REMINDS THEM TO DO THEIR JOBS AND SHUT UP.

WHOLE SLEW OF TALENTLESS HACKS TO "PERFORM" AT AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS.

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