12/02/2005

Compiled News 12-02-05

Remember, remember the 2nd of December....

TOM SELLECK will guest star on BOSTON LEGAL.

BEN AFFLECK and JENNIFER GARNER finally dropped their kid.

And now the NEWS!

FORBES RELEASES THE "FICTIONAL 15"...THE 15 RICHEST FICTIONAL CHARACTERS. WE'RE GLAD THAT FORBES HAS FINALLY FOUND A SENSE OF HUMOR RIGHT BEFORE THEY JUMPED THE SHARK.

MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ AND CYNTHIA WATROS, BOTH STARS OF "LOST", SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO DRIVE DRUNK IN HAWAII. BUT THEY DIDN'T.

TIRED OF NOT HAVING THAT 9-MINUTE NARNIA TRAILER AT YOUR DISPOSAL? GOOD. HERE YOU GO. MIND THE FOREIGN LANGUAGES.

PATRICK STEWART BLOWS SMOKE UP OUR COLLECTIVE ASSES ABOUT X3.

OH, AND FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT CAN'T WAIT, THE TEASER FOR X3 WILL BE UP ON APPLE MONDAY. YOU'RE WELCOME.

WOODY ALLEN, WHO JUST TURNED 70, PLANS TO MAKE A THIRD MOVIE IN LONDON THAT ONLY SNOOTY PEOPLE WILL ENJOY.

LUCKY FOR US, AVRIL LAVIGNE HAS DECIDED TO TURN "ACTOR".

STILL WONDER WHO WILL DIRECT THE "HALO" MOVIE? WELL, WONDER ABOUT GUILLERMO DEL TORO.

TIRED OF HAVING TO ILLEGALLY DOWNLOAD "HEAT VISION & JACK" TO SEE THE FAILED PILOT? JACK BLACK WANTS TO TURN IT INTO A FEATURE FILM FOR YOU TO ILLEGALLY DOWNLOAD.

STEPHEN KING'S "NIGHTMARES & DREAMSCAPES" GETS A CAST AND A BREAKDOWN, COMPLIMENTS OF DARK HORIZONS. TNT STILL WONDERING WHAT IT WILL BE LIKE TO HAVE SOMETHING GOOD ON THEIR CHANNEL.

WOULDN'T YOU JUST LOVE BRYAN SINGER TO MAKE A STAR TREK MOVIE? SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE THE CALL.

WHY IT SUCKS TO BE JOSH HOLLOWAY.

THE NEW DOCTOR WHO WILL, IN FACT, BE COMING TO U.S. T.V., AND ON DVD AS WELL. IT'S ABOUT TIME. I'M GLAD THEY GOT MY MEMO.

STARS RALLY AROUND MURDERER.

SICK OF NOT HAVING A "KNOTS LANDING" REUNION? WAIT NO LONGER!

DON'T THINK SCOTT STAPP, FORMER LEAD SINGER OF CREED, GETS INTO ENOUGH FIGHTS WITH OTHER HAS-BEEN BANDS? THEN YOU'LL BE GLAD TO KNOW THAT OVER THANKSGIVING HE GOT INTO A FIST FIGHT WITH 311.

OH, AND REMEMBER THAT AFFLECK / GARNER BABY? YEAH, IT'S A GIRL.

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Go see SYRIANA if you get the chance.

The INSIDE MAN review should be up sometime soon.

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep

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