Compiled News 11-30-05
Ahhhh...the last day of November! All those pagan gift giving holidays are right around the corner! So I guess it's time for the NEWS!
MYTHBUSTERS STRUCK DOWN BY ZEUS.
GREGORY PECK'S STAR STOLEN FROM THE WALK OF FAME. MERRY CHRISTMAS, DAD.
GEORGE MICHAEL'S GETTIN' HITCHED!
STAN BERENSTAIN DIES AT 82, TAKING ALL OF HIS BEARS WITH HIM.
FOX FINALLY THROWS ENOUGH MONEY AT BEVERLY CLEARY.
JEREMY PIVEN, IN HIS FIRST LEADING ROLE SINCE PCU, GETS TO FIGHT ANIMALS. MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON HIS SOUL.
TIME WANTS TO KNOW IF BOOKS OR MOVIES ARE BETTER, AMERICAN PEOPLE DON'T CARE.
IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, HERE ARE THE CRITIC FAVS FOR BEST PICTURE THIS YEAR.
FOX IS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO BREAK BACK INTO "PRISON" WITHOUT HANGING ITSELF IN THE CORNER OF ITS CELL.
IF YOU ARE THE 2 FANS OF THESE TWO SHOWS, YOU WON'T BE GLAD TO KNOW THAT "REUNION" AND "HOT PROPERTIES" JUST GOT THE 'OLE HEAVE-HO!
"THE HILLS HAVE EYES" REMAKE IS FIGHTING FOR AN 'R'...FROM THE NC-17 SIDE OF THE FENCE. WHAT? A HORROR MOVIE THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE SCARY? DAMN, GRRRL.
TUCCI, SHALOUB & CLARKSON GET A DEAD KID AND EMOTIONAL DISTRESS...FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!
"BANDIDAS" POSTER, SO YOUR HISPANIC FEMALE LEADING LADY FETISH QUOTA CAN BE TAKEN CARE OF EARLY ON IN THE DAY.
CHECK OUT THE MAIN PAGE OF JOBLO.COM FOR SONY'S 2006 MOVIE FORECAST. I THINK THERE'S STUFF THERE THAT EVEN I WOULD PAY TO SEE.
DON'T SCREW KEVIN COSTNER OUT OF BEING A GRUMPY OLD DUDE.
HEFNER TO BE BURIED NEXT TO MARILYN...PLEASE COMMENCE THE ZOMBIE SCROG.
RIC FLAIR TURNS HIMSELF IN FOR BEATING UP A CAR...AND SOME DUDE.
YOU KNOW IT'S BAD WHEN EVEN THE PORN PEOPLE CAN'T COME UP WITH CLEVER NAMES FOR THEIR BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE RIP-OFFS.
JULIA ROBERTS STILL COSTS $20 MILLION A MOVIE, EVEN THOUGH SHE WASN'T IN ANYTHING THIS YEAR. LUCKILY, I STILL COST MORE...BUT NOBODY WANTS ME.
DANIEL RADCLIFFE OFTEN MOBBED BECAUSE THEY THINK HE'S FRODO WHILE THE REAL FRODO FLYS AROUND ON HIS BROOM AND BANGS PROFESSOR SPROUT.
HOT ON THE HEELS OF HIS KIDS BOOKS, 50 CENT WANTS TO MAKE CONDOMS AND A WATERPROOF VIBRATOR..."HE'LL BE IN 'DA TUB...SOAPY WATER BLOWIN' YO MIND...GOT WHATCHA NEED..." FORGET IT.
That's it. Head for the hills! Run! RUUUUUUUN!
Might be seeing the new Spike Lee movie tonight. We'll see.
-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep
MYTHBUSTERS STRUCK DOWN BY ZEUS.
GREGORY PECK'S STAR STOLEN FROM THE WALK OF FAME. MERRY CHRISTMAS, DAD.
GEORGE MICHAEL'S GETTIN' HITCHED!
STAN BERENSTAIN DIES AT 82, TAKING ALL OF HIS BEARS WITH HIM.
FOX FINALLY THROWS ENOUGH MONEY AT BEVERLY CLEARY.
JEREMY PIVEN, IN HIS FIRST LEADING ROLE SINCE PCU, GETS TO FIGHT ANIMALS. MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON HIS SOUL.
TIME WANTS TO KNOW IF BOOKS OR MOVIES ARE BETTER, AMERICAN PEOPLE DON'T CARE.
IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, HERE ARE THE CRITIC FAVS FOR BEST PICTURE THIS YEAR.
FOX IS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO BREAK BACK INTO "PRISON" WITHOUT HANGING ITSELF IN THE CORNER OF ITS CELL.
IF YOU ARE THE 2 FANS OF THESE TWO SHOWS, YOU WON'T BE GLAD TO KNOW THAT "REUNION" AND "HOT PROPERTIES" JUST GOT THE 'OLE HEAVE-HO!
"THE HILLS HAVE EYES" REMAKE IS FIGHTING FOR AN 'R'...FROM THE NC-17 SIDE OF THE FENCE. WHAT? A HORROR MOVIE THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE SCARY? DAMN, GRRRL.
TUCCI, SHALOUB & CLARKSON GET A DEAD KID AND EMOTIONAL DISTRESS...FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!
"BANDIDAS" POSTER, SO YOUR HISPANIC FEMALE LEADING LADY FETISH QUOTA CAN BE TAKEN CARE OF EARLY ON IN THE DAY.
CHECK OUT THE MAIN PAGE OF JOBLO.COM FOR SONY'S 2006 MOVIE FORECAST. I THINK THERE'S STUFF THERE THAT EVEN I WOULD PAY TO SEE.
DON'T SCREW KEVIN COSTNER OUT OF BEING A GRUMPY OLD DUDE.
HEFNER TO BE BURIED NEXT TO MARILYN...PLEASE COMMENCE THE ZOMBIE SCROG.
RIC FLAIR TURNS HIMSELF IN FOR BEATING UP A CAR...AND SOME DUDE.
YOU KNOW IT'S BAD WHEN EVEN THE PORN PEOPLE CAN'T COME UP WITH CLEVER NAMES FOR THEIR BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE RIP-OFFS.
JULIA ROBERTS STILL COSTS $20 MILLION A MOVIE, EVEN THOUGH SHE WASN'T IN ANYTHING THIS YEAR. LUCKILY, I STILL COST MORE...BUT NOBODY WANTS ME.
DANIEL RADCLIFFE OFTEN MOBBED BECAUSE THEY THINK HE'S FRODO WHILE THE REAL FRODO FLYS AROUND ON HIS BROOM AND BANGS PROFESSOR SPROUT.
HOT ON THE HEELS OF HIS KIDS BOOKS, 50 CENT WANTS TO MAKE CONDOMS AND A WATERPROOF VIBRATOR..."HE'LL BE IN 'DA TUB...SOAPY WATER BLOWIN' YO MIND...GOT WHATCHA NEED..." FORGET IT.
That's it. Head for the hills! Run! RUUUUUUUN!
Might be seeing the new Spike Lee movie tonight. We'll see.
-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep
posted by Constable Kreegal at 9:00 AM
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