Compiled News 12-23-05

It's the "HaPpY HoLiDaYs" edition of The Sheep! No matter which religion or party you wanna go to, go to it and have fun over the weekend. The Sheep will be down for a while, as I have planes to catch and other nonsense. We'll see how it goes.

Go see some movies! Here's the NEWS:

IN WHAT WOULD TRULY MAKE THE MAN PROUD, "WALK THE LINE" WILL BE SCREENED AT FOLSOM PRISON.

AICN HAS ANOTHER PIC FROM THE NEW SUPERMAN MOVIE, AND IT STILL DOESN'T HAVE JOHN SCHNEIDER IN IT.

ROGER EBERT, THE GUY YOU LOVE TO HATE, GIVES US HIS TOP MOVIES OF 2005, AND FOR SOME REASON, GENE SISKEL HAS YET TO COME BACK FROM THE GRAVE AND KICK HIS ASS.

HAVE YOUR HILLISH EYES SEEN THE TRAILER FOR THE REMAKE OF "THE HILLS HAVE EYES"? I WONDER WHICH NUMBER HE CALLED TO ASK MICHAEL BAY FOR THE REJECTS FROM THE SHITTY "TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE" REMAKE.

MORE GHOST RIDER!

JACKSON WANTS TO FRIGHTEN AGAIN, WHILE MICHAEL J. FOX SHAKES IN FEAR...OR...MAYBE JUST SHAKES.

MIKE MYERS' WIFE SICK OF HIS 1-TRICK PONY SHOW, TOO.

BRAD RENFRO ARRESTED IN DRUG STING, CONFIRMING FACT THAT HE'S RIDING THE HORSE.

HOWIE DAY GETS REAL F'D UP ON A PLANE...AND...BRACE YOURSELF...HE GETS ARRESTED.

IN CASE YOU FORGOT, KEVIN COSTNER KICKS ASS, AND YOU NAY-SAYERS BETTER SHUT YOUR LESS-PAID, OFTEN ANNOYING MOUTHS.

That's it. Have a good weekend.

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep