Compiled News 12-22-05

Thursday news is here!

NEED SOME CRAZY-ASS SPOILERS FOR "THE JACK BAUER POWER HOUR - SEASON 5"? HERC AT AICN HAS GOT YA COVERED. HERE THEY ARE.

CHEWBACCA HAS A CHRISTMAS CAROL FOR YOU!

PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN FOR THE PENGUIN? HMMM....

HERE ARE NEWSWEEK'S "BEST & WORST MOVIES OF 2005" IN CASE YOU'RE KEEPING TRACK.

DON'T YOU HATE RACIST MONKEY MOVIES?

POOR "WHITE NOISE 2"...WAS IT NOT ENOUGH THAT THE FIRST ONE SUCKED?

DEFAMER HAS CHRISTMAS CARDS FROM HOLLYWOOD TYPES...INCLUDING AN "X3" CARD FROM BRETT RATNER...WEARING A WOLVERINE COSTUME...AND A FULL BODY SHOT OF THE BEAST...YOU HAVE TO SEE IT TO BELIEVE IT.

ORLANDO BLOOM AND KATE BOSWORTH ARE ENGAGED. NOW IF THEY'D ONLY SPLIT THE COST OF SOME ACTING CLASSES...

GOOD NEWS FOR LOVERS OF SCRUNCHY FACED ACTRESSES AND MEDIOCRE SINGERS... ZELLWEGER & CHESNEY ARE OFFICIALLY SINGLE AGAIN!

WOMAN WHO GOT RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST LETTERMAN IS CRAZIER THAN A SHIT-HOUSE MOUSE.

SORRY BOYS, ELTON JOHN IS ONCE AGAIN OFF THE MARKET. YOUR TRAIN CAN'T STOP THERE NO MORE.

That it, folks. One more day until you can safely say you don't have to go to work for awhile, even though you haven't been there all week because you've been "sick". Liars.

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep