Compiled News 1-9-06
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand We're Back!
We'll act like nothing happened while we were gone, and commence with the NEWS:
NEED MORE KEVIN SMITH, WELL GUESS WHAT! THE NEW CLERKS 2 TEASER IS AVAILABLE RIGHT HERE!!!!
PINK MARRIES MOTOCROSS RACER CAREY HART, AMERICA STUNNED TO KNOW THEY ARE STILL ALIVE.
PROGRESSIVE AMERICA REFUSES TO SHOW "THE BOOK OF DANIEL", TIE AIDEN QUINN TO A POST AND PREPARE TO "BURN THE WITCH".
UTAH REFUSES TO SHOW "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN", STATING "IF OUR WOMEN CAN'T VOTE AND OUR SLAVES AREN'T FREE, THERE WON'T BE NO GAY COWBOYS FOR ME!".
"JARHEAD", "GOOD NIGHT & GOOD LUCK", "JUST FRIENDS" & "CAPOTE" ALL HIT DVD SHELVES IN MARCH. CHECK OUT JOBLO FOR MORE!
PREPARING TO ASSAULT ALL OF YOUR SENSES AT ONCE, TARATINO & RODRIGUEZ GIVE YOU "GRIND HOUSE: THE BOOK!"
PRETTY BOY GETS CAST AS "AQUAMAN" FOR NEW WB TV SHOW, OTHER GUY WHO PLAYED HIM ON "SMALLVILLE" DROWNS.
TV GUIDE CONFIRMS KIM'S RETURN TO "24", AND TALKS MOVIE FRANCHISE, WHILE COUGARS EVERYWHERE PREPARE FOR A FEAST.
"WOLVERINE" MOVIE BEING MADE AND "X3" WILL MAKE PEOPLE GO "BALLISTIC", SAYS HUGH JACKMAN. NO WORD ON WHETHER THAT'S A GOOD "BALLISTIC" OR A BAD "BALLISTIC".
WAL-MART DECIDES IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO RECOMMEND MARTIN LUTHER KING TO PEOPLE WHO ARE LOOKING FOR "PLANET OF THE APES"...RACISM ENSUES.
MSNBC'S TOP 10 MOVIE SCENES OF 2005.
WANT MORE "VENDETTA"? HERE'S THE JAPANESE TRAILER!
LOOKS LIKE TIM BURTON WILL CONTINUE NOT DOING ANYTHING ORIGINAL AND KEEP PAYING JOHNNY DEPP TO DO IT WITH HIM...WE GIVE YOU "SWEENEY TODD"!
JUST WHEN YOU WERE WONDERING IF AND WHEN "DEADWOOD" WOULD FINALLY GET AROUND TO SEASON THREE, HBO GOES ALL IN AND GIVES THE GO-AHEAD FOR SEASON FOUR!
"HARD CANDY" GETS A TRAILER AND POSTER...AND IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE COUNTING CROWS SONG.
WARNER BROTHERS PICKS UP "WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE" ALONG WITH ITS DIRECTOR...SPIKE JONZE!
OH YEAH, AND JON STEWART IS GOING TO HOST THE OSCARS, SO PREPARE TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED.
That's a good start to get us going again. Like I said, we're each going to have a round-up for you, since our opinions matter to so many of you. It keeps us fresh and in tune with out creative side. Until then, more news tomorrow. We hope everybody had great holidays and we look forward to hearing from you in this new year.
That's 2006. The new year. Work with us, not against us.
-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep
We'll act like nothing happened while we were gone, and commence with the NEWS:
NEED MORE KEVIN SMITH, WELL GUESS WHAT! THE NEW CLERKS 2 TEASER IS AVAILABLE RIGHT HERE!!!!
PINK MARRIES MOTOCROSS RACER CAREY HART, AMERICA STUNNED TO KNOW THEY ARE STILL ALIVE.
PROGRESSIVE AMERICA REFUSES TO SHOW "THE BOOK OF DANIEL", TIE AIDEN QUINN TO A POST AND PREPARE TO "BURN THE WITCH".
UTAH REFUSES TO SHOW "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN", STATING "IF OUR WOMEN CAN'T VOTE AND OUR SLAVES AREN'T FREE, THERE WON'T BE NO GAY COWBOYS FOR ME!".
"JARHEAD", "GOOD NIGHT & GOOD LUCK", "JUST FRIENDS" & "CAPOTE" ALL HIT DVD SHELVES IN MARCH. CHECK OUT JOBLO FOR MORE!
PREPARING TO ASSAULT ALL OF YOUR SENSES AT ONCE, TARATINO & RODRIGUEZ GIVE YOU "GRIND HOUSE: THE BOOK!"
PRETTY BOY GETS CAST AS "AQUAMAN" FOR NEW WB TV SHOW, OTHER GUY WHO PLAYED HIM ON "SMALLVILLE" DROWNS.
TV GUIDE CONFIRMS KIM'S RETURN TO "24", AND TALKS MOVIE FRANCHISE, WHILE COUGARS EVERYWHERE PREPARE FOR A FEAST.
"WOLVERINE" MOVIE BEING MADE AND "X3" WILL MAKE PEOPLE GO "BALLISTIC", SAYS HUGH JACKMAN. NO WORD ON WHETHER THAT'S A GOOD "BALLISTIC" OR A BAD "BALLISTIC".
WAL-MART DECIDES IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO RECOMMEND MARTIN LUTHER KING TO PEOPLE WHO ARE LOOKING FOR "PLANET OF THE APES"...RACISM ENSUES.
MSNBC'S TOP 10 MOVIE SCENES OF 2005.
WANT MORE "VENDETTA"? HERE'S THE JAPANESE TRAILER!
LOOKS LIKE TIM BURTON WILL CONTINUE NOT DOING ANYTHING ORIGINAL AND KEEP PAYING JOHNNY DEPP TO DO IT WITH HIM...WE GIVE YOU "SWEENEY TODD"!
JUST WHEN YOU WERE WONDERING IF AND WHEN "DEADWOOD" WOULD FINALLY GET AROUND TO SEASON THREE, HBO GOES ALL IN AND GIVES THE GO-AHEAD FOR SEASON FOUR!
"HARD CANDY" GETS A TRAILER AND POSTER...AND IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE COUNTING CROWS SONG.
WARNER BROTHERS PICKS UP "WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE" ALONG WITH ITS DIRECTOR...SPIKE JONZE!
OH YEAH, AND JON STEWART IS GOING TO HOST THE OSCARS, SO PREPARE TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED.
That's a good start to get us going again. Like I said, we're each going to have a round-up for you, since our opinions matter to so many of you. It keeps us fresh and in tune with out creative side. Until then, more news tomorrow. We hope everybody had great holidays and we look forward to hearing from you in this new year.
That's 2006. The new year. Work with us, not against us.
-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep
posted by Constable Kreegal at 10:25 AM
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