Compiled News 1-26-06

Thursday is YOUR news day:

COMIC BOOK SPIDER-MAN GETS NEW TONY STARK-DESIGNED COSTUME, FANBOYS & SPIDER-MAN PISSED.

"X-MEN: THE LAST STAND", THE THIRD IN THE "TRILOGY"....AND A "MAGNETO" MOVIE IN THE WORKS? QUOI?

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU'D GET THROUGH THE DAY WITHOUT SEEING BENICIO DEL TORO AS "CHE", YOU ARE THWARTED BY THE SHEEP AND LATINO REVIEW!

STEPHEN COLBERT CLEANSES OLD GLORY WITH TRUTHINESS.

WHAT SHOWS WILL MAKE THE CUT WHEN UPN & THE WB MERGE INTO "THE CW"?

KATIE HOLMES WILL BE NAKED AGAIN ON CELLULOID, BUT NOT WITHOUT AN IDIOTIC CASE OF WHODUNIT AND THANK YOU FOR SMOKING.

IF YOU THINK VINCENT D'ONOFRIO IS YOUR HOLLYWOOD TOY, "THINK AGAIN!" HE'S GOOD AT "CONNECTING THE DOTS".

IN A BOLD MOVE BY SOMEONE WHO HAS TO BE KOREAN, BRENDAN FRASER FINALLY GETS TO ACT AGAIN!

KEVIN SMITH GIVES YOU A RUNDOWN ON WHAT HE LIKED LAST YEAR, AND WHAT HE BOUGHT ON DVD, SO YOU CAN TRY TO KEEP UP.

FINALLY, SOME PICS FROM THE LEAST ANTICIPATED FILM OF 2006! "TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING".

MTV RESTRUCTURES, STILL WON'T PLAY MUSIC.

Go home! That's all there is to see here!

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep