1/27/2006

Compiled News 1-27-06

Here's the last news you'll hear from us until Monday. Get it while you can. What? THE NEWS:

SOME GUY WITH THE SUSPICIOUS NAME OF "ACE UNDERHILL" WANTS TO SINGLE-HANDEDLY BRING "FIREFLY" BACK FOR A SECOND SEASON.

CHANDLER TO STAR IN SORKIN'S NEW SHOW!

AXE-FACE CRASHES HIS CAR, REPORTS THE SCENE TO "MY NAME IS EARL", WILL STILL WIN SAG AWARD ON SUNDAY.

ALIEN VS. PREDATOR 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO.

EVEN THE SPANIARDS GET BETTER POSTERS THAN WE DO. HERE'S "PAN'S LABYRINTH".

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT SHE WAS ONLY A BARREN WENCH TO TOM CRUISE'S SEED, NICOLE KIDMAN BECOMES THE U.N. GOODWILL AMBASSADOR.

AHHH, JUST WHAT AMERICA NEEDED....YOUR MAN-PURSE IS SO BROKEBACK!

AMY SEDARIS, ALWAYS THE OPTIMIST, SAYS HER "STRANGERS WITH CANDY" MOVIE IS ACTUALLY COMING OUT IN JUNE.


"VENDETTA" GETS THE IMAX OPENING, AND YOU DON'T.

VAL KILMER JOINS DENZEL AND JESUS IN TONY SCOTT'S "DEJA VU", WEE-WEE, POO-POO.

THE WB IS GOING TO REMAKE "GASLIGHT", BECAUSE AMBIATIC 40'S MOVIE IN BLACK & WHITE NEED COLOR, DAMMIT! THEY NEED IT! COLOR IS THE NEW BLACK AND WHITE!

ROBIN WILLIAMS JOINS THE HAIRY CAST OF "NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM", PROVING ONCE AGAIN THAT BEN STILLER CAN'T BE STOPPED FROM DRAGGING OTHERS DOWN WITH HIM.

"NARNIA" BLOWS THE DOORS OFF OF APRIL DVD SALES!

AVRIL LEVIGNE WANTS TO BE A MODEL -- NEXT STOP, AFTER SHE BUYS SOME.... "JUGGS".

That's it. Have a great weekend. Go see some movies. Tell a friend about this site. Make us your homepage. Refresh all the time. Leave a comment. Send us a review. DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE!

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep

1 Comments:

Blogger Constable Kreegal said...

That's great news!!

And it's also cool that you're getting married! Congratulations!!

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep

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