Compiled News 1-28 & 29 &30-06
So the SAGS are over, and the OSCARS will get announced tomorrow morning... I only have two things to say... I'm glad that nobody is giving a shit about A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE and WHY COULDN'T THEY PUT CHRIS PENN IN THE "THESE ARE THE DEAD ACTORS THIS YEAR" THING? If I was SEAN PENN, I'd mope about and be really moody.
Here's the news:
MARSHALL FOOTBALL MOVIE MAKES DARK HORIZONS, CONFIRMS MCG AS DIRECTOR, MACOGNAGOGNEY AS STAR.
MARSHALL FOOTBALL MOVIE ALSO MAKES JOBLO.
MARSHALL MOVIE ALSO MAKES MOVIEINSIDER.
PLAYWRIGHT WENDY WASSERSTEIN TAKES HER HEIDI CHRONICLES TO HEAVEN.
CRUISER GETS A RAZZIE NOD, ALONG WITH THESPIANS FARRELL & SCHNEIDER.
JUST JARED'S GOT THE FIRST "SPIDER-MAN 3" PRODUCTION SHOTS!
"BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE 2" MAKES STUPID MONEY, FOLLOWED BY "NANNY MCPHEE", AS JANUARY / FEBRUARY MOVIES CONTINUE TO SUCK.
SEQUEL NEWS ON "FANTASTIC FOUR", "INDY 4" AND "BATMAN 4"...ERR..."BATMAN BEGINS AGAIN" OR WHATEVER.
ANDY SERKIS JOINS THE STAR-STUDDED CHRIS NOLAN FLICK "THE PRESTIGE"!
GOT A HORROR SCRIPT? WANNA BE FAMOUS? CLICK HERE. SERIOUSLY.
RICHARD GERE AND HALLE BERRY ARE FULL OF PUDDING.
MULDER TO DIRECT "BUCKY F*CKING DENT".
NEW "FRIDAY THE 13TH" MOVIE COMING THIS OCTOBER. LOCK UP YOUR SLEEPING BAGS AND MACHETES.
JUSTICE LEAGUE UNLIMITED AND TEEN TITANS GET CANNED, CARTOON NETWORK HATES YOU.
"OMEN 666" TRAILER HITS, AND LITTLE KIDS EVERYWHERE GET A NEW HERO.
WES CRAVEN TALKS "RED EYE" SEQUEL, "RED EYE 2: THE SEARCH FOR MORE MONEY".
ANG LEE WINS FILMMAKER OF THE YEAR AWARD FOR "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN" FROM THE DGA, CONTINUES KISSIN' DUDES WITH SHEEP.
GRAMMY AWARDS MAY OFFER NOMINATIONS TO OLD PEOPLE, BUT IT'S ONLY BECAUSE NEW MUSIC BLOWS.
AFTER MISSING BON JOVI, GOD TRIES TO TAKE OUT LIVE, BUT SWINGS & MISSES... IF I WERE A ROCK BAND, I DON'T THINK I'D FLY FOR AWHILE...NOBODY WANTS TO GET FAMOUS LIKE SKYNARD, AND GOD RARELY GETS STRIKE 3 CALLED.
That's it folks. Hope you had a good weekend. If not, I'm not losing sleep about it. Click. Refresh. Comment. Refresh. Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get down tonight. Refresh.
-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep
Here's the news:
MARSHALL FOOTBALL MOVIE MAKES DARK HORIZONS, CONFIRMS MCG AS DIRECTOR, MACOGNAGOGNEY AS STAR.
MARSHALL FOOTBALL MOVIE ALSO MAKES JOBLO.
MARSHALL MOVIE ALSO MAKES MOVIEINSIDER.
PLAYWRIGHT WENDY WASSERSTEIN TAKES HER HEIDI CHRONICLES TO HEAVEN.
CRUISER GETS A RAZZIE NOD, ALONG WITH THESPIANS FARRELL & SCHNEIDER.
JUST JARED'S GOT THE FIRST "SPIDER-MAN 3" PRODUCTION SHOTS!
"BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE 2" MAKES STUPID MONEY, FOLLOWED BY "NANNY MCPHEE", AS JANUARY / FEBRUARY MOVIES CONTINUE TO SUCK.
SEQUEL NEWS ON "FANTASTIC FOUR", "INDY 4" AND "BATMAN 4"...ERR..."BATMAN BEGINS AGAIN" OR WHATEVER.
ANDY SERKIS JOINS THE STAR-STUDDED CHRIS NOLAN FLICK "THE PRESTIGE"!
GOT A HORROR SCRIPT? WANNA BE FAMOUS? CLICK HERE. SERIOUSLY.
RICHARD GERE AND HALLE BERRY ARE FULL OF PUDDING.
MULDER TO DIRECT "BUCKY F*CKING DENT".
NEW "FRIDAY THE 13TH" MOVIE COMING THIS OCTOBER. LOCK UP YOUR SLEEPING BAGS AND MACHETES.
JUSTICE LEAGUE UNLIMITED AND TEEN TITANS GET CANNED, CARTOON NETWORK HATES YOU.
"OMEN 666" TRAILER HITS, AND LITTLE KIDS EVERYWHERE GET A NEW HERO.
WES CRAVEN TALKS "RED EYE" SEQUEL, "RED EYE 2: THE SEARCH FOR MORE MONEY".
ANG LEE WINS FILMMAKER OF THE YEAR AWARD FOR "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN" FROM THE DGA, CONTINUES KISSIN' DUDES WITH SHEEP.
GRAMMY AWARDS MAY OFFER NOMINATIONS TO OLD PEOPLE, BUT IT'S ONLY BECAUSE NEW MUSIC BLOWS.
AFTER MISSING BON JOVI, GOD TRIES TO TAKE OUT LIVE, BUT SWINGS & MISSES... IF I WERE A ROCK BAND, I DON'T THINK I'D FLY FOR AWHILE...NOBODY WANTS TO GET FAMOUS LIKE SKYNARD, AND GOD RARELY GETS STRIKE 3 CALLED.
That's it folks. Hope you had a good weekend. If not, I'm not losing sleep about it. Click. Refresh. Comment. Refresh. Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get down tonight. Refresh.
-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep
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