Compiled News 2-10-06
Ah, the last news of the week. I hope you get a heapin' helpin'.
The news:
TALADEGA NIGHTS TO PREVIEW IN FRONT OF FINAL DESTINATION, "SPIDER-MAN 3" TO TRAILER BEFORE "TALADEGA NIGHTS"! IT'S A VICIOUS WILL FARRELL-SAM RAIMI CIRCLE!
MICHAEL KEATON TO STAR IN RODRIGUEZ'S SECTION OF "GRINDHOUSE"?!? AND DANNY TREJO?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? I KNEW THERE WAS A GOD.
"SYMPATHY FOR LADY VENGENCE" IS FINALLY ON THE WAY...HERE'S THE DIRTY BRIT TRAILER!
CHANCES ARE GOOD THAT THE LAST NETWORK "ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT"(S) YOU'LL EVER SEE ARE ON TONIGHT!
BOLLYWOOD REMAKE OF "FIGHT CLUB" PROMISES THE "FULL SONG AND DANCE" APPROACH. TYLER DURDEN HATES YOU.
WANT TO KNOW ALL ABOUT THE SCRIPT FOR "CASINO ROYALE"? HERE YA GO. DON'T SAY WE DIDN'T SPOIL YA.
VAL KILMER GETS INTO HIS "DARK MATTER" WITH MERYL STREEP.
JENNIFER BEALS GETS TO MUFF DIVE "THE GRUDGE 2".
ICE CUBE TO REMAKE "MR. BLANDINGS..." AS "ARE WE THERE YET 2: SERIOUSLY ARE WE THERE YET?". TWO CRAP FESTS MELDED INTO ONE. AIN'T AMERICA GRAND?
ONLY SIDNEY LUMET COULD PUT HAIR ON VIN DIESEL'S HEAD.
JOBLO.COM INTRODUCES "MOVIEHOTTIES.COM", WHERE ALL THE MOVIEHOTTIES GO!
AND THE UPCOMING FILM WITH THE MOST F-WORDS GOES TO "RUNNING SCARED" WITH PAUL WALKER! CLICKY THE CLIPY!
R.I.P. FRANK COVER, THE INTERRACIALLY MARRIED NEIGHBOR ON "THE JEFFERSONS".
WILLIE NELSON SWIMS IN DIESEL FUEL, TRIES TO SELL IT TO AMERICA.
CLARKSON SUBS "AMERICAN IDOL", CONTINUES BEING RICH LONG AFTER HER CONTRACT WITH THEM HAS RUN OUT. SORRY SIMON.
SCOTT STORCH, ANGRY PRODUCER, COMPLAINS ABOUT THE GRAMMYS, CONTINUES MAKING SHITTY HIP-HOP.
BECAUSE YOU DEMANDED IT, SCARLETT JOHANSSON & KEIRA KNIGHTLEY GET ALL NEKKID ON THE COVER OF VANITY FAIR, RACHAEL MCADAMS CONTINUES TO BE DEMURE. GUESS SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BE FAMOUS.
BRITNEY SPEARS IS A BAD MOTHER. AND THIS SURPRISES WHO, EXACTLY? SOME PEOPLE WILL DO ANYTHING TO STAY IN THE NEWS, EVEN IF IT MEANS KILLING BABIES.
That's it kids. You're all caught up. Thanks for stickin' in. Go visit our friends on the right. Leave us a comment or two. Go see something fun this weekend (like there are any good movies opening), and we'll see you on Monday with another healthy dose of THE SHEEP!
Oh, and the Olympics start tonight. Be sure to set your TiVos to "Who Cares".
-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep
The news:
TALADEGA NIGHTS TO PREVIEW IN FRONT OF FINAL DESTINATION, "SPIDER-MAN 3" TO TRAILER BEFORE "TALADEGA NIGHTS"! IT'S A VICIOUS WILL FARRELL-SAM RAIMI CIRCLE!
MICHAEL KEATON TO STAR IN RODRIGUEZ'S SECTION OF "GRINDHOUSE"?!? AND DANNY TREJO?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? I KNEW THERE WAS A GOD.
"SYMPATHY FOR LADY VENGENCE" IS FINALLY ON THE WAY...HERE'S THE DIRTY BRIT TRAILER!
CHANCES ARE GOOD THAT THE LAST NETWORK "ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT"(S) YOU'LL EVER SEE ARE ON TONIGHT!
BOLLYWOOD REMAKE OF "FIGHT CLUB" PROMISES THE "FULL SONG AND DANCE" APPROACH. TYLER DURDEN HATES YOU.
WANT TO KNOW ALL ABOUT THE SCRIPT FOR "CASINO ROYALE"? HERE YA GO. DON'T SAY WE DIDN'T SPOIL YA.
VAL KILMER GETS INTO HIS "DARK MATTER" WITH MERYL STREEP.
JENNIFER BEALS GETS TO MUFF DIVE "THE GRUDGE 2".
ICE CUBE TO REMAKE "MR. BLANDINGS..." AS "ARE WE THERE YET 2: SERIOUSLY ARE WE THERE YET?". TWO CRAP FESTS MELDED INTO ONE. AIN'T AMERICA GRAND?
ONLY SIDNEY LUMET COULD PUT HAIR ON VIN DIESEL'S HEAD.
JOBLO.COM INTRODUCES "MOVIEHOTTIES.COM", WHERE ALL THE MOVIEHOTTIES GO!
AND THE UPCOMING FILM WITH THE MOST F-WORDS GOES TO "RUNNING SCARED" WITH PAUL WALKER! CLICKY THE CLIPY!
R.I.P. FRANK COVER, THE INTERRACIALLY MARRIED NEIGHBOR ON "THE JEFFERSONS".
WILLIE NELSON SWIMS IN DIESEL FUEL, TRIES TO SELL IT TO AMERICA.
CLARKSON SUBS "AMERICAN IDOL", CONTINUES BEING RICH LONG AFTER HER CONTRACT WITH THEM HAS RUN OUT. SORRY SIMON.
SCOTT STORCH, ANGRY PRODUCER, COMPLAINS ABOUT THE GRAMMYS, CONTINUES MAKING SHITTY HIP-HOP.
BECAUSE YOU DEMANDED IT, SCARLETT JOHANSSON & KEIRA KNIGHTLEY GET ALL NEKKID ON THE COVER OF VANITY FAIR, RACHAEL MCADAMS CONTINUES TO BE DEMURE. GUESS SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BE FAMOUS.
BRITNEY SPEARS IS A BAD MOTHER. AND THIS SURPRISES WHO, EXACTLY? SOME PEOPLE WILL DO ANYTHING TO STAY IN THE NEWS, EVEN IF IT MEANS KILLING BABIES.
That's it kids. You're all caught up. Thanks for stickin' in. Go visit our friends on the right. Leave us a comment or two. Go see something fun this weekend (like there are any good movies opening), and we'll see you on Monday with another healthy dose of THE SHEEP!
Oh, and the Olympics start tonight. Be sure to set your TiVos to "Who Cares".
-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep
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