Compiled News 2-3-06
It's FRIDAY! Here's the news:
HEATHER LOCLEAR & RICHIE SAMBORA FILE FOR DIVORCE, BON JOVI FINALLY GETS HIS MAN.
WONDERCON HITS SAN FRAN THIS WEEKEND, AND HERE'S THE PRESS RELEASE TO PROVE IT!
MADSEN THE INDY 4 DAMSEL?
AMANDA PEET JOINS AARON SORKIN'S NEW SHOW, PROBABLY WON'T SHOW HER TITTIES TO MATTHEW PERRY AGAIN. PROBABLY.
ALL SORTS OF CELEBRITIES CHIME IN ON WHO THEY THINK WILL WIN THE SUPERDY SUPERDY BOWL ON SUNDAY. SEEM LIKE 'DA STILLERS' ARE 'DA FAV'RIT'.
WHO PULLED AXE-FACE OUTTA THAT CAR CRASH LAST WEEK? WHY, WERNOR HERZOG, OF COURSE. NO GRIZZLY MEN CONTRIBUTED TO THIS HEADLINE.
NOT WANTING TO SUCK LIKE THE PREQUELS ANYMORE, "STAR WARS GALAXIES" REVAMPS TO BECOME MORE "STAR WARSY", CONTINUE TO FAIL AT BEING AS GOOD AS "WOW" OR "EVERQUEST". BUT IT'S STILL BETTER THAN "EQ2" RIGHT?
WHAT DOES NEW LINE HAVE COMING AT YOU IN 2006? CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT. IF YOU DARE. WE DID. NOTHING MUCH HAPPENED.
THE CRUISER TAKES A WHACK AT THE SUPERBOWL ON SUNDAY WITH A BUNCH OF "MI:3" NONSENSE.
That's it. Have a good weekend. Watch the Superbowl, or don't. Go see some movies. Or don't. Count your chickens before they're hatched. DO SOMETHING, WON'T YOU?!?
-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep
HEATHER LOCLEAR & RICHIE SAMBORA FILE FOR DIVORCE, BON JOVI FINALLY GETS HIS MAN.
WONDERCON HITS SAN FRAN THIS WEEKEND, AND HERE'S THE PRESS RELEASE TO PROVE IT!
MADSEN THE INDY 4 DAMSEL?
AMANDA PEET JOINS AARON SORKIN'S NEW SHOW, PROBABLY WON'T SHOW HER TITTIES TO MATTHEW PERRY AGAIN. PROBABLY.
ALL SORTS OF CELEBRITIES CHIME IN ON WHO THEY THINK WILL WIN THE SUPERDY SUPERDY BOWL ON SUNDAY. SEEM LIKE 'DA STILLERS' ARE 'DA FAV'RIT'.
WHO PULLED AXE-FACE OUTTA THAT CAR CRASH LAST WEEK? WHY, WERNOR HERZOG, OF COURSE. NO GRIZZLY MEN CONTRIBUTED TO THIS HEADLINE.
NOT WANTING TO SUCK LIKE THE PREQUELS ANYMORE, "STAR WARS GALAXIES" REVAMPS TO BECOME MORE "STAR WARSY", CONTINUE TO FAIL AT BEING AS GOOD AS "WOW" OR "EVERQUEST". BUT IT'S STILL BETTER THAN "EQ2" RIGHT?
WHAT DOES NEW LINE HAVE COMING AT YOU IN 2006? CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT. IF YOU DARE. WE DID. NOTHING MUCH HAPPENED.
THE CRUISER TAKES A WHACK AT THE SUPERBOWL ON SUNDAY WITH A BUNCH OF "MI:3" NONSENSE.
That's it. Have a good weekend. Watch the Superbowl, or don't. Go see some movies. Or don't. Count your chickens before they're hatched. DO SOMETHING, WON'T YOU?!?
-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep
posted by Constable Kreegal at 10:32 AM
1 Comments:
We're having what minorities like to call "issues"... it's a pain in the harddive, let me tell ya...
-CK1
The fragrance of Big Lots.
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