Compiled News 2-2-06

Thursday. The day that rent is due, and the Big Boss is broke as a joke. So, on that happy note, here's your news:

BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD GOES BLONDE ON THE TONIGHT SHOW, PREPARES TO TICKLE SPIDER-MAN'S BALLS!

REBECCA DE MORNAY & BETTY BUCKLEY TO GUEST ON "LAW & ORDER: SVU" THIS TUESDAY!

UMBRIDGE! TONKS! LUNA! ASSLOADS OF "HARRY POTTER 5" CASTING NEWS & PLOT ROUND-UP!

PRINCE CASPIAN, OR "NARNIA 2: STILL KICKING KING KONG ASS" SET FOR 2007 RELEASE.

TARANTINO & RODRIGUEZ CHANGE NAME OF MOVIE TO "GRIND", PREPARE FAKE TRAILERS.

"SCARY MOVIE 4" TRAILER, JUST BECAUSE.

NEW MOVIE POSTERS, MANY FROM FOREIGN LANDS.

EMMERICH SELLS HIS NEW BIG BUDGET CAVEMAN MOVIE TO WARNER BROTHERS.

NEWEST BOND CONQUEST COULD BE RACHEL MCADAMS OR THANDIE NEWTON...OR NO ONE, SINCE THEY'VE ALREADY STARTED SHOOTING.

WERE-RABBITS AND CLAYMATION HIT THE DVD STANDS ON FEBRUARY 7TH. THAT'S LIKE, NEXT TUESDAY, DUDE.

"FINAL FANTASY VII: ADVENT CHILDREN" MOVIE WILL COME OUT ON DVD LATER THIS YEAR. IN OTHER NEWS, THERE'S ANOTHER FINAL FANTASY MOVIE.

THE FILM OF FRANK MILLER'S "300" IS NEARING RELEASE!

FOX CONTINUES TO GREEN-LIGHT NEW SCI-FI SHOWS!

That'll do for now. One more day until the "weekend", and three days 'til the Superbowl. I think I'll tape the commericals, but not the game. I can't wait to hate them.

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep