Compiled News 2-11 & 12 &13-06

Did you have a great weekend? We did.

Just so you know, Gary Oldman & David Thewlis are still in negotiations to play Sirius Black & Prof. Lupin in "Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix". It's not 100% yet, but I wouldn't get your panties in too much of a bunch. They wouldn't even start shooting until the summer. So back up off it!

Here's the news:

THE BOX-OFFICE FEELS THE PINK OF THE PANTHER.

PETER BENCHLEY FINALLY GETS EATEN BY THE JAWS OF DEATH.

DISNEY MIGHT GO BACK TO MAKING GOOD CARTOONS!

BECAUSE YOU DEMANDED IT, HERE'S THE TRAILER FOR WILL FARRELL'S NEW ONE: "TALLADEGA NIGHTS: THE BALLAD OF RICKY BOBBY"!

UNCLE OWEN JOINS AUNT BERU IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY.

WONDERCON DAY 1 NEWS! STAR WARS, KEVIN SMITH, BRYAN SINGER!!

WONDERCON DAY 2 NEWS! MORE KEVIN SMITH, FRANK MILLER, SIN CITY 2!

WHAT WON'T TARANTINO DO FOR HIS ART?

CAPTAIN KIRK'S DVD CLUB WILL BRING YOU THE BEST OF THE BLAH IN SCI-FI!

RAMBO IV TO BE DIRECTED BY RAMBO, STARRING RAMBO. THE STALLONE TRAIN KEEPS ON ROLLIN'.

GWYNETH PALTROW SAYS SHE WON'T MAKE ANY MORE BIG BUDGET FILMS, STANDS QUIETLY FOR A MOMENT TO SEE IF ANYONE CARES. *CRICKETS*

IAN MCKELLEN HATES STRAIGHT PEOPLE.

WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO THE "GILMORE GIRLS"?

That's about it for today.

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, you schmucks. Don't forget it. There. You've been warned.

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep