Compiled News 2-27 & 28 March Frickin' 1st-06

Happy March. Plagued by computer problems and illness, we at The Sheep continue to disappoint. Get it while you can.

I've also been entertaining producers and tech crew of C.S.I. for the last two days. Having 16+ (mostly bald-sorry guys) people running around your shop all day can be rather taxing on a sick fella with a silver tooth.

G'YAAAR.

Before the news:

R.I.P. DON KNOTTS

R.I.P. DARREN MCGAVIN

R.I.P. DENNIS WEAVER

And now, as promised, some news:

MAKERS OF "SHAUN OF THE DEAD" MAKE A NEW MOVIE WITH ALL SORTS OF SWEET PEOPLE, INCLUDING "SHAUN" AND "ARTHUR DENT"! WE LIKE TO CALL IT "HOT FUZZ"!!

IN WHAT MAY BE THE ODDEST BIT OF NEWS IN A LONG TIME, REESE WITHERSPOON IS NOW HOLLYWOOD'S HIGHEST PAID ACTRESS. YES, REESE WITHERSPOON. NOT ANY OTHER ACTRESS, BUT RATHER, REESE WITHERSPOON.

VINCE VAUGHN TO PLAY SANTA'S DOWN-AND-OUT BROTHER, "FRED CLAUS".

WHAT DO ROB LOWE, MARY LOUISE PARKER, ANNA DEAVERE SMITH, GARY COLE, TIM MATHESON, EMILY PROCTOR, MARLEE MATLIN, TIMOTHY BUSFIELD AND ANNABETH GISH ALL HAVE IN COMMON? THEY'RE ALL GOING BACK TO "THE WEST WING" FOR THE LAST FEW EPISODES!

WHAT'S BETTER THAN ONE KILLER CROC ON THE LOOSE MOVIE? HOW ABOUT TWO KILLER CROCS ON THE LOOSE MOVIES. YEP.

ITCHING IN YOUR BLUE TIGHTS FOR SOMETHING "SUPERMAN"? HERE'S A PEAK AT THE VIDEO GAME!

MORE LATER.

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep