Compiled News March 2 - 7

Or something like that.

Anyhoo, here's the news:

CLICK HERE FOR THE NEW "X3" TRAILER THAT PREMIERED DURING THE BEST SHOW ON T.V.

HOW ABOUT THE JAPANESE "MI:3" TRAILER?

OSCAR WINNER GEORGE CLOONEY IS READY FOR THE END OF GOVERNMENT & THE WORLD!

SPIELBERG TAKES A BREAK, WHILE MAKING "INDY 4" AND "HONEST ABE".

CHRISTOPHER REEVE'S WIFE DIED. R.I.P. DANA REEVE.

HOW DID JOHNNY STEW DO AS THE OSCAR HOST? JUST ASK TIME MAGAZINE.

That's all we have time for in this five-o'clock-world, so keep your face in the clouds and keep pooping....on the stars....

Here's to letting you down,

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep