EXCLUSIVE!

First of all, please know that we're trying to get things back into a working order here.

Secondly, know that STEPHEN KING'S newest novel CELL has been optioned by DIMENSION. If you haven't read it yet, do it. It's his best book since Desperation & Bag of Bones. Just plain good fun.

And now, for what you've all been waiting for....

THE SHEEP'S EXCLUSIVE NUDE PIC OF JESSICA ALBA!

THAT'S RIGHT!



YEAH! WOOOOOO-HOOOOOOO!!!!

Suck on that, you pervs. Go back to watching "Into The Blue" and "Sin City" with a hand in your pants.

And yeah, we know it's not an exclusive. We stole it straight from MOVIEHOTTIES.COM, the sister site to JOBLO.COM.

Just like we also know you can take a joke.

Even if it's only with one hand.

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep