Compiled News 04-12 & 13-06

For whatever reason, it seems that the 'ole Sheep didn't want to update yesterday, so you get a heapin' helpin' of news TODAY!



R.I.P. JUNE POINTER. SHE'S NOW "JUMPING FOR LOVE" IN HEAVEN.

HOW ABOUT A SONY SUMMER PREVIEW? JOBLO.COM'S GOT THE HOOK-UP!

WANT A SUMMER PREVIEW OF FOX MOVIES? OK. SECOND VERSE, SAME AS THE FIRST.

THE ONION GIVES US THE TOP 20 "STAR VEHICLE" FILMS THAT BLOW.

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT DAVID BLAINE WAS DONE "MAGICALLY" TORTURING HIMSELF, HE'S GOING TO SLEEP WITH THE FISHES. SERIOUSLY.

CAPTAIN MARVEL GETS A MOVIE DIRECTED BY PETER SEGAL. SHAZAM!

BECAUSE YOU DEMANDED IT, "COMMANDER IN CHIEF" GETS ANOTHER YEAR. GEE, THANKS.

"SHAUN OF THE DEAD"'s "HOT FUZZ" GETS DISTRIBUTION! BRING IT TO A THEATRE NEAR ME!!

JUDAS PRIEST TO MAKE NOSTRADAMUS CONCEPT ALBUM...I GUESS THEY DIDN'T READ WHERE HE FORTOLD THAT IT WOULD BE A BAD IDEA.

ROBIN WILLIAMS WISHES HE WAS THE JOKER. AFTER "RV" HE MAY NEED ANOTHER PAYCHECK.

NOT CONTENT TO JUST SUCK MUSICALLY, DAVID LEE ROTH CONTINUES TO SUCK ON THE RADIO, TOO!

SIDESHOW COLLECTIBLES GIVES YOU A TASTE OF THE SYMBIOTE BEFORE 2007!

KEVIN SPACEY UNDER FIRE FOR LETTING ALTMAN STINK UP THE OLD VIC.

A BROKEN TOOTH AND PLENTY OF PISSY FANS LATER, "CASINO ROYALE" HAS FINISHED SHOOTING IN THE BAHAMAS.

ALICE IN CHAINS WILL TOUR EUROPE, NO WORD YET IF LAYNE STALEY'S CORPSE IS STILL ADDICTED TO HEROIN.

STILL AGAIN MORE X3 PICS. IT'S LIKE THE MOVIE IS COMING OUT IN A MONTH.

ORIGINAL CAST OF "RENT" TO PERFORM ONE SHOW ON BROADWAY, CONTINUE MILKING THAT AIDS-RIDDEN COW.

AFTER ONLY A YEAR OR SO ON THE SHELF, "ALL THE KING'S MEN" WILL BE RELEASED IN SEPTEMBER, GIVING ONLY A FEW MORE MONTHS TO WAIT FOR MORE SEAN PENN SUPER-EMOTING.

3 1/2 HOUR "LORD OF THE RINGS: THE MUSICAL" NOT TERRIBLE TO ANOTHER TOLKIEN, BUT "ASS-TERRIBLE" TO CRITICS.

FRED DURST DIRECTS A MOVIE NOT INVOLVING HIS PENIS.

That's it, for the love of the giant G.

Trickling Down Your Economics,

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep