Compiled News 4-8 & 9 & 10-06
Well, if it isn't another week. So much for the Gospel of Judas ruining everyone's life. Thanks, National Geographic. For nothing.
Here's the weekend round-up!
THE "SPIDER-MAN 3" TEASER SITE IS UP AT SONY, AND BOY IS THERE NOTHING MUCH THERE...BUT...NOW YOU HAVE THE SITE, AND WE'RE THE NEW BIG HERO IN TOWN.
AND IF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH, JOBLO.COM'S GOT SOME WALLPAPER OF THE WALLCRAWLER FOR YA!
STILL NOT ENOUGH? HOW ABOUT AN INTERVIEW WITH THOMAS HADEN CHURCH ABOUT SAM RAIMI AND BEING "THE SANDMAN"?!? GEEZ, PEOPLE, GET OFF OUR BACKS!
THREE MORE DAYS OF "24", AND THE KI-EFFER TOPS $40 MILLION BUCKS!
LIKE HIS PEERS 2PAC AND THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G. BEFORE HIM, JOHNNY CASH KEEPS MAKING RECORDS, EVEN AFTER HE'S DEAD.
"ICE AGE 2" STILL KICKS THE NON-FROZEN ASS OF ALL THE FILM OPENERS THIS WEEKEND.
"HELLBOY 2 & 3"? "ABE SAPIEN" DUMPS THE DIRT ON WHAT'S COMING UP!
HOLLYWOOD BREAKS OUT THE FEEDING TUBE (OR TAKES IT AWAY...) FOR THE RIGHTS TO A TERRY SCHIAVO MOVIE! YES! SOMEBODY CALL CHARLIZE THERON!!
MEL BROOKS PREPARES TO BRING "YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN" TO BROADWAY, CONTINUE MAKING TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS.
"BUBBA SASQUATCH"? "BUBBA NOSFERATU" TO BE A PREQUEL? DOES GOD REALLY EXIST?
TWO WORDS: "BEAN TWO".
IF AN INSIDE LOOK (WITH SPOILERS) OF "SILENT HILL" IS SOMETHING YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, I SUGGEST CLICKING THIS LINK AND BASKING IN UNHOLY GLORY!
CHANCES ARE GOOD THAT THE "HEIST" AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN.
PROVING YET AGAIN THAT GWYNETH PALTROW & CHRIS MARTIN SHOULD STOP NAMING CHILDREN, GWYNETH GIVES BIRTH TO "MOSES", PARTING OF RED SEA TO FOLLOW AFTER 2 MORE COLDPLAY ALBUMS.
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE A FILTHY RICH, RIDICULOUSLY POPULAR FEATURE FILM DIRECTOR? WHY, YOU GO INTO REALITY T.V., OF COURSE! PREPARE TO BE SPIELBERGARIZED!
JON HEDER DOESN'T WANT TO BE THOUGHT OF AS "NAPOLEAN DYNOMITE", DOESN'T REALIZE THAT'S WHERE HIS TALENT MAXES OUT.
RADIOHEAD PLANS NORTH AMERICAN TOUR, HOPES NORTH AMERICA STILL CARES.
READ A REVIEW OF THE NEXT GREAT SLASHER FILM "BEHIND THE MASK"!
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THEY COULDN'T FIND ANY MORE BLACK GIRLS FOR THE FILM VERSION OF "DREAMGIRLS", THEY CAST JOHN LITHGOW!
That's it! Make us your homepage! Join our map! Visit our friends on the right! Leave a comment! Send us an e-mail! Do something with your life! See you tomorrow!
-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep
Here's the weekend round-up!
THE "SPIDER-MAN 3" TEASER SITE IS UP AT SONY, AND BOY IS THERE NOTHING MUCH THERE...BUT...NOW YOU HAVE THE SITE, AND WE'RE THE NEW BIG HERO IN TOWN.
AND IF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH, JOBLO.COM'S GOT SOME WALLPAPER OF THE WALLCRAWLER FOR YA!
STILL NOT ENOUGH? HOW ABOUT AN INTERVIEW WITH THOMAS HADEN CHURCH ABOUT SAM RAIMI AND BEING "THE SANDMAN"?!? GEEZ, PEOPLE, GET OFF OUR BACKS!
THREE MORE DAYS OF "24", AND THE KI-EFFER TOPS $40 MILLION BUCKS!
LIKE HIS PEERS 2PAC AND THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G. BEFORE HIM, JOHNNY CASH KEEPS MAKING RECORDS, EVEN AFTER HE'S DEAD.
"ICE AGE 2" STILL KICKS THE NON-FROZEN ASS OF ALL THE FILM OPENERS THIS WEEKEND.
"HELLBOY 2 & 3"? "ABE SAPIEN" DUMPS THE DIRT ON WHAT'S COMING UP!
HOLLYWOOD BREAKS OUT THE FEEDING TUBE (OR TAKES IT AWAY...) FOR THE RIGHTS TO A TERRY SCHIAVO MOVIE! YES! SOMEBODY CALL CHARLIZE THERON!!
MEL BROOKS PREPARES TO BRING "YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN" TO BROADWAY, CONTINUE MAKING TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS.
"BUBBA SASQUATCH"? "BUBBA NOSFERATU" TO BE A PREQUEL? DOES GOD REALLY EXIST?
TWO WORDS: "BEAN TWO".
IF AN INSIDE LOOK (WITH SPOILERS) OF "SILENT HILL" IS SOMETHING YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, I SUGGEST CLICKING THIS LINK AND BASKING IN UNHOLY GLORY!
CHANCES ARE GOOD THAT THE "HEIST" AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN.
PROVING YET AGAIN THAT GWYNETH PALTROW & CHRIS MARTIN SHOULD STOP NAMING CHILDREN, GWYNETH GIVES BIRTH TO "MOSES", PARTING OF RED SEA TO FOLLOW AFTER 2 MORE COLDPLAY ALBUMS.
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE A FILTHY RICH, RIDICULOUSLY POPULAR FEATURE FILM DIRECTOR? WHY, YOU GO INTO REALITY T.V., OF COURSE! PREPARE TO BE SPIELBERGARIZED!
JON HEDER DOESN'T WANT TO BE THOUGHT OF AS "NAPOLEAN DYNOMITE", DOESN'T REALIZE THAT'S WHERE HIS TALENT MAXES OUT.
RADIOHEAD PLANS NORTH AMERICAN TOUR, HOPES NORTH AMERICA STILL CARES.
READ A REVIEW OF THE NEXT GREAT SLASHER FILM "BEHIND THE MASK"!
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THEY COULDN'T FIND ANY MORE BLACK GIRLS FOR THE FILM VERSION OF "DREAMGIRLS", THEY CAST JOHN LITHGOW!
That's it! Make us your homepage! Join our map! Visit our friends on the right! Leave a comment! Send us an e-mail! Do something with your life! See you tomorrow!
-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep
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