Compiled News 04-14-06

Here's to a Good Friday you won't soon forget!

And here's the news:

TITANIC 2!!!!!! CAN YOU SEE OUR TONGUE IN OUR CHEEK? BACK OFF!

AFRAID OF LITTLE BOYS WHO MIGHT BE THE ANTI-CHRIST? TRY IT WITH RUSSIAN SUBTITLES! CLICK ON ONE OF THE LINKS...IT'S BOUND TO BE A TRAILER.

"SCARY MOVIE 4" DIRECTOR TO MAKE SUPERHERO SPOOF, AS IF BRETT RATNER WASN'T DOING IT ANYWAY.

MSNBC GIVES YOU ITS TOP 10 MOVIE SPOOFS OF ALL TIME, AND THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING.

HOW ABOUT CONCEPT ART FOR "300", THE NEW FILM BASED ON A FRANK MILLER BOOK? FINE! HAVE IT!

EMINEM PAYS TRIBUTE TO HIS "BEST FRIEND". IN OTHER NEWS, EMINEM HAS A FRIEND. WELL, OK, HAD A FRIEND. WHATEVER. HE'S ALONE AGAIN. NATURALLY.

NEED INSIDE VIDEO FOOTAGE OF X3? NUDGE, NUDGE, SAY NO MORE!

BRIAN K. VAUGHAN GETS TO WRITE HIS OWN SCREENPLAY FOR THE "Y: THE LAST MAN" MOVIE, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, THIS DAY IS WORTH LIVING AGAIN!

"SOUTH PARK" CONTINUES TO KICK RELIGIONS', COMEDY CENTRAL'S ITS OWN ASS.

That's it. Have a good weekend. Happy Easter or whatever farce you're worshipping.

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep