Compiled News 04-18-06
Tuesday, it is. The news, you shall have.
RESERVOIR DOGS. IN 30 SECONDS. WITH BUNNIES.
SICK OF WORK? LET US HELP YOU. TRY THE "DA VINCI CODE" QUEST. IT'S A 24 DAY QUEST FOR BIG PRIZES, WITH NEW PUZZLES EVERY DAY, LEADING UP TO THE OPENING OF THE MOVIE. BUT YOU BETTER HURRY. YOU'RE ALREADY TWO DAYS BEHIND.
"DIE HARD" DIRECTOR PLEADS GUILTY IN PELLICANO WIRE TAP CASE, PUSHING HIM THAT MUCH FURTHER FROM MAKING "DIE HARD 4". THANKS ALOT, JUSTICE.
"SUPERMAN" GAME TO BE JUST AS BAD AS "SUPERMAN" MOVIE.
SOMEHOW MELISSA ETHERIDGE'S "PARTNER" IS KNOCKED UP WITH TWINS. I ALWAYS KNEW MELISSA WAS PACKIN'.
WOODY CUTS AND RUNS IN PARIS, HEADS BACK TO LONDON FOR MEDIOCRITY.
TEDDY GEIGER, NEW GUITAR PHENOM AT AGE 17, STANDS ON THE BRINK OF STARDOM. CURRENTLY, HE CAN BE FOUND FILED BETWEEN "ANOTHER SHITTY SINGER-SONGWRITER" AND "SOON TO BE HOOKED ON SKANKS AND SMACK".
ALICE, JILL VALENTINE AND THAT OTHER GUY ARE BACK TO KICK MORE ZOMBIE ASS IN "RESIDENT EVIL: EXTINCTION", PROVING THE UMBRELLA CORPORATION ACTUALLY DID CREATE THIS MOVIE FRANCHISE.
BE SURE TO PUT THE FOLLOWING IN YOUR "SO F'N WHAT" PLANNER: THE OSCARS WILL MOVE BACK TO FEBRUARY IN 2007. IT'S JUST TOO BAD THAT CHANGING MONTHS DOESN'T MAKE THE MOVIES OR ACTING ANY BETTER.
That's about it. Not too much going on. Did you watch "24"? It's only the best show on television. What else? Nothing? Good. Leave a comment. Join the map. Send a review or an e-mail. You're already on the internet. The hard part's done for you dial-uppers without a dedicated T3 like we at The Sheep (wish we had).
Until Humpday,
-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep
RESERVOIR DOGS. IN 30 SECONDS. WITH BUNNIES.
SICK OF WORK? LET US HELP YOU. TRY THE "DA VINCI CODE" QUEST. IT'S A 24 DAY QUEST FOR BIG PRIZES, WITH NEW PUZZLES EVERY DAY, LEADING UP TO THE OPENING OF THE MOVIE. BUT YOU BETTER HURRY. YOU'RE ALREADY TWO DAYS BEHIND.
"DIE HARD" DIRECTOR PLEADS GUILTY IN PELLICANO WIRE TAP CASE, PUSHING HIM THAT MUCH FURTHER FROM MAKING "DIE HARD 4". THANKS ALOT, JUSTICE.
"SUPERMAN" GAME TO BE JUST AS BAD AS "SUPERMAN" MOVIE.
SOMEHOW MELISSA ETHERIDGE'S "PARTNER" IS KNOCKED UP WITH TWINS. I ALWAYS KNEW MELISSA WAS PACKIN'.
WOODY CUTS AND RUNS IN PARIS, HEADS BACK TO LONDON FOR MEDIOCRITY.
TEDDY GEIGER, NEW GUITAR PHENOM AT AGE 17, STANDS ON THE BRINK OF STARDOM. CURRENTLY, HE CAN BE FOUND FILED BETWEEN "ANOTHER SHITTY SINGER-SONGWRITER" AND "SOON TO BE HOOKED ON SKANKS AND SMACK".
ALICE, JILL VALENTINE AND THAT OTHER GUY ARE BACK TO KICK MORE ZOMBIE ASS IN "RESIDENT EVIL: EXTINCTION", PROVING THE UMBRELLA CORPORATION ACTUALLY DID CREATE THIS MOVIE FRANCHISE.
BE SURE TO PUT THE FOLLOWING IN YOUR "SO F'N WHAT" PLANNER: THE OSCARS WILL MOVE BACK TO FEBRUARY IN 2007. IT'S JUST TOO BAD THAT CHANGING MONTHS DOESN'T MAKE THE MOVIES OR ACTING ANY BETTER.
That's about it. Not too much going on. Did you watch "24"? It's only the best show on television. What else? Nothing? Good. Leave a comment. Join the map. Send a review or an e-mail. You're already on the internet. The hard part's done for you dial-uppers without a dedicated T3 like we at The Sheep (wish we had).
Until Humpday,
-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep
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