Compiled News 04-20-06
Well, if it isn't another Thursday...
Guess what it's time for...
That's right...the news:
IT'S BEEN AWHILE SINCE WE HAD SOME "BIG BLUE BOYSCOUT" MOVIE PICS, SO TAKE A MOUTHFULL OF THESE!
NOT PLANNING ON WATCHING THE SERIES FINALE OF "THAT 70'S SHOW"? WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THERE WOULD BE A 7-MINUTE PREVIEW OF "X3" RIGHT BEFORE IT? YOU'D WATCH THAT AND THEN TURN AWAY? SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.
THE GUARDIAN DID A LIST OF THE TOP 50 BOOK TO FILM ADAPTATIONS, BEGGING THE QUESTION: "WHAT'S A 'BOOK'?" THESE PEOPLE ARE OBVIOUSLY EXPERTS, SINCE THEY DIDN'T INCLUDE "LORD OF THE RINGS" OR ANY OF THE POTTER MOVIES. GOOD THING "DAY OF THE TRIFFIDS" MADE THE LIST.
OH. MY. LORD. LOOK AT ALL THE MOVIE POSTERS FOR SALE. NOW!
REMEMBER "ROME" ON HBO? YEAH, WELL, WE TRIED TO FORGET TOO, BUT AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT, THEY'RE ACTUALLY FILMING SEASON 2 SO THAT IT CAN AIR IN 2007. AIN'T THAT A PIP?
MICK JAGGER IN NEGOTIATIONS TO PLAY HIMSELF ON T.V. WHAT'S TO NEGOTIATE?
GOT ANY CHARACTERS ON T.V. THAT YOU'D LOVE TO KILL? THIS LADY DOES. CLIMB ON BOARD THE HATE TRAIN!
JOLIE GETS READY TO HAVE HER TOMB RAIDED AGAIN BY SOMEBODY OTHER THAN BRAD PITT.
YOU KNOW, WE WERE JUST THINKING...HOW COME "ELVIRA - MISTRESS OF THE DARK" DOESN'T HAVE A REALITY SHOW? SHE WILL? HOW MANY DECADES TOO LATE IS IT? SWEET!
WHAT'S PLAYING AT CANNES? WELL, WE'LL TELL YOU. MAKE WITH THE CLICKY. AND YES "THE DA VINCI CODE", "X3", "PAN'S LABYRINTH", & "SOUTHLAND TALES" ARE ALL PLAYING. NOW GO CRY ABOUT HOW YOU CAN'T BE THERE, AND HOW THE LIST IS SO "FRENCH".
GILBERT GOTTFRIED IS THE UN-SEXIEST MAN ALIVE, AND THE VOICE OF A PARROT.
"PANIC CHANNEL": ALL THE NAVARRO, NONE OF THE PERRY.
STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH TARANTINO'S AND RODRIGUEZ'S "GRINDHOUSE"? NEITHER DOES ANYONE ELSE.
MADONNA, PROVING SHE "TOTALLY INDIE" WILL SING AT COACHELLA, CREATING SUCH A STIR THAT ALL THE LITTLE EMO BANDS LIKE "THE WHO CARES" AND THE "BLAH BLAH BLAHS" WILL HAVE TO CRY THEMSELVES TO SLEEP ON THEIR BIG PILLOWS OF ANGST.
That'll do for now. Enjoy the night. Tomorrow is the last day you'll have to say TGIF for another week, so be sure to use it all up.
-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep
Guess what it's time for...
That's right...the news:
IT'S BEEN AWHILE SINCE WE HAD SOME "BIG BLUE BOYSCOUT" MOVIE PICS, SO TAKE A MOUTHFULL OF THESE!
NOT PLANNING ON WATCHING THE SERIES FINALE OF "THAT 70'S SHOW"? WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THERE WOULD BE A 7-MINUTE PREVIEW OF "X3" RIGHT BEFORE IT? YOU'D WATCH THAT AND THEN TURN AWAY? SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.
THE GUARDIAN DID A LIST OF THE TOP 50 BOOK TO FILM ADAPTATIONS, BEGGING THE QUESTION: "WHAT'S A 'BOOK'?" THESE PEOPLE ARE OBVIOUSLY EXPERTS, SINCE THEY DIDN'T INCLUDE "LORD OF THE RINGS" OR ANY OF THE POTTER MOVIES. GOOD THING "DAY OF THE TRIFFIDS" MADE THE LIST.
OH. MY. LORD. LOOK AT ALL THE MOVIE POSTERS FOR SALE. NOW!
REMEMBER "ROME" ON HBO? YEAH, WELL, WE TRIED TO FORGET TOO, BUT AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT, THEY'RE ACTUALLY FILMING SEASON 2 SO THAT IT CAN AIR IN 2007. AIN'T THAT A PIP?
MICK JAGGER IN NEGOTIATIONS TO PLAY HIMSELF ON T.V. WHAT'S TO NEGOTIATE?
GOT ANY CHARACTERS ON T.V. THAT YOU'D LOVE TO KILL? THIS LADY DOES. CLIMB ON BOARD THE HATE TRAIN!
JOLIE GETS READY TO HAVE HER TOMB RAIDED AGAIN BY SOMEBODY OTHER THAN BRAD PITT.
YOU KNOW, WE WERE JUST THINKING...HOW COME "ELVIRA - MISTRESS OF THE DARK" DOESN'T HAVE A REALITY SHOW? SHE WILL? HOW MANY DECADES TOO LATE IS IT? SWEET!
WHAT'S PLAYING AT CANNES? WELL, WE'LL TELL YOU. MAKE WITH THE CLICKY. AND YES "THE DA VINCI CODE", "X3", "PAN'S LABYRINTH", & "SOUTHLAND TALES" ARE ALL PLAYING. NOW GO CRY ABOUT HOW YOU CAN'T BE THERE, AND HOW THE LIST IS SO "FRENCH".
GILBERT GOTTFRIED IS THE UN-SEXIEST MAN ALIVE, AND THE VOICE OF A PARROT.
"PANIC CHANNEL": ALL THE NAVARRO, NONE OF THE PERRY.
STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH TARANTINO'S AND RODRIGUEZ'S "GRINDHOUSE"? NEITHER DOES ANYONE ELSE.
MADONNA, PROVING SHE "TOTALLY INDIE" WILL SING AT COACHELLA, CREATING SUCH A STIR THAT ALL THE LITTLE EMO BANDS LIKE "THE WHO CARES" AND THE "BLAH BLAH BLAHS" WILL HAVE TO CRY THEMSELVES TO SLEEP ON THEIR BIG PILLOWS OF ANGST.
That'll do for now. Enjoy the night. Tomorrow is the last day you'll have to say TGIF for another week, so be sure to use it all up.
-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep
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