Compiled News 04-26-06

No Billy Bob movie last night. Sometimes life gets in the way.

However, it didn't get in the way of the NEWS:


SICK OF NOT SEEING THE COVER OF QUENTIN TARANTINO'S SCRIPT FOR "DEATH PROOF"? YOU'RE WELCOME!

ACTUAL PICS OF THE WEBSLINGER IN CLEVELAND! MY LIFELONG DREAM OF SEEING TOBEY TIED TO A TRUCK AND DRAGGED DOWN THE STREET IS FINALLY COMING TO FRUITION! NOW, IF THEY COULD ONLY FIND A WAY TO GET KIRSTEN, TOO! (JUST KIDDING. WE LOVE TOBEY).

WILL SMITH BECOMES ANOTHER "LEGEND", WILL SOON MOVE ON TO EATING SOYLENT GREEN AND PARTING THE RED SEA.

JASON "REYNOLDS-STYLE" LEE TO VOICE "UNDERDOG" IN THE NEW FILM, VS. THE DINK!

MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ CHOOSES JAIL OVER COMMUNITY SERVICE, IS STILL A BITCH.

SEAAAAAAAAN PEEEEEEENN! AND THE "ALL THE KING'S MEN" TRAILER.

COSTNER WANKS IT IN SCOTLAND!

FINCHER FINALLY TALKS "ZODIAC"...AND APPLE HAS A 4 MINUTE INTERVIEW. AW SHUCKS.

PROVING THAT BEING KNOCKED UP GETS HER MORE PRESS THAN HER SHITTY SINGING, BRITNEY SPEARS TAKES THE FEDERSEED AGAIN!

That'll do for today, I think.

Remember: Click. Refresh. Click. Refresh.

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of The Sheep